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Jamie Schler

@lifesafeast.bsky.social

Writer immersed in French culinary history. Cookbook author. Hotel owner. Jam maker. Américaine spécialiste de l’histoire culinaire française. #endALS portfolio: https://bento.me/jamieschler https://jamieschler.substack.com

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Flamusse aux Pommes “An entremets that makes a pleasant dessert”

What a wonderful discovery, the flamusse aux pommes.

A simple, frugal, cozy home dessert straight from a French kitchen, the flamusse is a delicate, creamy thick crêpe batter sweetened with loads of tender apple slices.

jamieschler.substack.com/p/flamusse-a...

04.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 48    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1

Nope. #TrumpsWar I’m too tired to list my reasons. (I’m going to bed now)

04.03.2026 19:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You break it, you own it.

#TrumpsWar

04.03.2026 18:29 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#TrumpsWar

Make it trend. Make it stick.

04.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 30    🔁 6    💬 2    📌 2

Thank you. I forgot.

04.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Start referring to it as “Trump’s War”

04.03.2026 18:17 — 👍 59    🔁 17    💬 0    📌 3
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Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’ evacuation plan? what evacuation plan?

“please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.”

As an American living abroad...what the hell? Prez Fuckwits started a war and didn’t plan, organize, or care.

www.jefftiedrich.com/p/preznit-fu...

04.03.2026 15:44 — 👍 229    🔁 46    💬 19    📌 3

Thank you, Allison!

04.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Flamusse aux Pommes “An entremets that makes a pleasant dessert”

On my list this week.

Thanking you @lifesafeast.bsky.social for the story and history behind this gorgeous cake.

Flamusse aux Pommes
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04.03.2026 15:02 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0

Evidently 🤷🏻‍♀️

04.03.2026 14:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This guy is terrifying. He thinks he’s a cartoon superhero. He’s going to kill us all.

04.03.2026 14:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Would you be interested in me hosting a Substack Live to answer your questions about the hotel - how we ended up here, the day-to-day, living here, etc etc etc?

04.03.2026 13:53 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Wow. I have absolutely no words.

04.03.2026 13:46 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Flamusse aux Pommes “An entremets that makes a pleasant dessert”

What a wonderful discovery, the flamusse aux pommes.

A simple, frugal, cozy home dessert straight from a French kitchen, the flamusse is a delicate, creamy thick crêpe batter sweetened with loads of tender apple slices.

jamieschler.substack.com/p/flamusse-a...

04.03.2026 13:43 — 👍 48    🔁 7    💬 0    📌 1
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Melania Trump urges protecting children’s education at UN after Iran school strike The first lady’s UN security council speech came days after Iranian media reported an airstrike killed 165 people and injured 96 others at girls’ school

“In her speech, the first lady argued that education was fundamental to preventing conflict” has got to be a joke. Or, at best, satire as her stupid uneducated husband bombs the shit out of Iran, Venezuela, Ecuador…

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

04.03.2026 12:20 — 👍 49    🔁 10    💬 5    📌 0
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France to increase nuclear arsenal and European weapons cooperation, Macron says French president says Paris could deploy nuclear-capable fighter jets to countries such as Germany and Poland

Donald Trump has woken the Beast.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

04.03.2026 12:15 — 👍 22    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Right?

04.03.2026 11:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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"War is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength."

04.03.2026 11:31 — 👍 38    🔁 7    💬 4    📌 1
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"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

28.02.2026 20:01 — 👍 14540    🔁 4693    💬 462    📌 180

How’s Jamie???

04.03.2026 11:28 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Or care.

04.03.2026 11:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We love watching them on the hidden camera 🥰

04.03.2026 11:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Can someone please let me know when the entire Trump family is going to be arrested? I’d like to organize my schedule around it. Thanks.

03.03.2026 09:23 — 👍 143    🔁 39    💬 4    📌 0

That’s very cool and fascinating.

04.03.2026 10:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oui! Pas mal!

04.03.2026 09:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ever since Trump began running for president in 2015, it was obvious he was BS'ing--that he did not & would not do the necessary homework to actually understand the issues and make genuinely informed decisions. This war with Iran is the deadly consequence of his ignorance, laziness and narcissism.

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Seems about time to re-up this...

03.03.2026 18:00 — 👍 1882    🔁 349    💬 49    📌 9

I still can’t find a single one he’s ended.

04.03.2026 07:01 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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US military launches operation in Ecuador to combat drug trafficking US Southern Command said joint mission with Ecuadorian forces involves ‘decisive action’ against narco-terrorists

Now he’s bombing Ecuador???

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

04.03.2026 05:48 — 👍 102    🔁 54    💬 16    📌 6
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Is Trump in mental decline? He sounds far worse than Biden ever did. | Opinion For those who spent weeks, months and even years howling about then-President Joe Biden's 'mental decline,' what say you about Trump's rambling?

There’s a French expression I love : “Avoir la vérole et un bureau de tabac” - meaning Trump can be an ignorant moron and have dementia.

eu.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

04.03.2026 05:36 — 👍 70    🔁 25    💬 2    📌 2