Jamie Schler

You don’t even have to make a pie crust!

This!!!

That’s exactly how I was thinking about him.

We’ve got to keep the Epstein victims and survivors centered while we pursue transparency and accountability.

Their stories must be told.

Karoline Leavitt told us the US State Department was helping Americans stranded in the Middle East.

She lied.

One Texas woman in Dubai called the State Department hotline, was scolded for being scared and then hung up on.

This administration is *full* of incompetent, rude people.

Did a single person just tell Noem to shut up? Shut up and stop lying? Somebody should’ve screamed that at her at least once.

Was diplomacy with Iran really doomed to fail? Trump’s negotiators seemed to misunderstand Iranian positions, but acknowledge they probably could have gotten “Obama plus” deal.

Trump sent “two of his top and most trusted negotiators” - Kushner & Witkoff who’ve never negotiated anything other than personally enriching themselves to hash out (wait for it) an Obama Deal with Iran, like the deal Trump got rid of.

@lkrozen.bsky.social

diplomatic.substack.com/p/was-diplom...

Flamusse aux Pommes “An entremets that makes a pleasant dessert”

What a wonderful discovery, the flamusse aux pommes.

A simple, frugal, cozy home dessert straight from a French kitchen, the flamusse is a delicate, creamy thick crêpe batter sweetened with loads of tender apple slices.

jamieschler.substack.com/p/flamusse-a...

Nope. #TrumpsWar I’m too tired to list my reasons. (I’m going to bed now)

You break it, you own it.

#TrumpsWar

#TrumpsWar

Make it trend. Make it stick.

Thank you. I forgot.

Start referring to it as “Trump’s War”

Preznit Fuckwit to American citizens stranded in the Middle East: ‘sucks to be you’ evacuation plan? what evacuation plan?

“please do not rely on the US government for assisted departure or evacuation at this time. there are currently no United States evacuation points.”

As an American living abroad...what the hell? Prez Fuckwits started a war and didn’t plan, organize, or care.

www.jefftiedrich.com/p/preznit-fu...

Thank you, Allison!

Flamusse aux Pommes “An entremets that makes a pleasant dessert”

On my list this week.

Thanking you @lifesafeast.bsky.social for the story and history behind this gorgeous cake.

Flamusse aux Pommes
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Evidently 🤷🏻‍♀️

This guy is terrifying. He thinks he’s a cartoon superhero. He’s going to kill us all.

Would you be interested in me hosting a Substack Live to answer your questions about the hotel - how we ended up here, the day-to-day, living here, etc etc etc?

Wow. I have absolutely no words.

Flamusse aux Pommes “An entremets that makes a pleasant dessert”

What a wonderful discovery, the flamusse aux pommes.

A simple, frugal, cozy home dessert straight from a French kitchen, the flamusse is a delicate, creamy thick crêpe batter sweetened with loads of tender apple slices.

jamieschler.substack.com/p/flamusse-a...

Melania Trump urges protecting children’s education at UN after Iran school strike The first lady’s UN security council speech came days after Iranian media reported an airstrike killed 165 people and injured 96 others at girls’ school

“In her speech, the first lady argued that education was fundamental to preventing conflict” has got to be a joke. Or, at best, satire as her stupid uneducated husband bombs the shit out of Iran, Venezuela, Ecuador…

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

France to increase nuclear arsenal and European weapons cooperation, Macron says French president says Paris could deploy nuclear-capable fighter jets to countries such as Germany and Poland

Donald Trump has woken the Beast.

www.theguardian.com/world/2026/m...

Right?

"War is peace, freedom is slavery, and ignorance is strength."

"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]

How’s Jamie???

Or care.

We love watching them on the hidden camera 🥰

Can someone please let me know when the entire Trump family is going to be arrested? I’d like to organize my schedule around it. Thanks.