MasterArchfiend

Trixie tries squaring up with Twilight after a refill, fails miserably.

Hippie who outgrows their bra instead of brining it. #TiredBrainIdeas

I volunteer to be one.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meme commission on tumblr!

I look forward to and dread finding the kinky MLP and Lesbian Space Rock fans on here. It’s like a present from an estranged relative. Could be amazing or it could be a reason to gouge your eyes out. #MLP #SU #FA #HaveAWonderfulDay

Local Trans Woman wants big booba, but can’t afford permanent ones so her wife has to use magic.

It’s quite the mouthful, but it was the accepted title for her autobiography over “How The Great and Powerful Trixie is better than Twilight Sparkle and an absolute sex goddess”.

Dear internet,
Stop being cowards.
Signed,
A very tired Archfiend

Pokémon fans complaining about trade evolutions in this day and age are annoying. Just make some friends. It’s not that hard. I’m a socially inept kink writer and I managed to make some and complete my Pokédex with them. Complain if they revive the link cable. Those were when it really sucked.

Don’t write while tired. I was so focused on the character limit that I didn’t see the obvious mistakes.

A loud rip echoed through the barn, causing Lapis to sigh. “If I had known eating pizza would make my ass so fat, then I would kept wearing a skirt.”

Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.

Hot take: Flash Sentry is so boring he would make me straight.

Pokémon Night Out is apparently for adult fans who grew up with the franchise, like myself. They would earn my loyalty forever if that means plump Flygon.

Or at least finally getting to see Cynthia in her bikini.

A loud rip echoed through the barn, causing Lapis to sigh. “If I had known eating pizza would make my ass so fat, then I would kept wearing a skirt.”

Peridot slowly chugged the syrup. She knew her gut was the size of a tire, but she couldn’t waste any food or Pearl would give a boring speech.

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