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we've lost the art of cutting high-waisted, full legged trousers that will show off a man's buttocks

On the outskirts of the crowd
stood a person
holding a “Free Britney” (as in Spears) banner.

Why Do Dads Want to Be Gods When They Can Just Be
Good Huggers?

You drew a
dead cat
and I’m
dressed up as
a cat!

Congratulations to our two 2026 Pushcart Prize recipients, Ryan Van Meter and Clint Bentley!

Maybe the children
will have 2 dolls instead of 30
and
maybe the dolls
will cost a couple bucks more.

Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ‘chill at home’ and didn’t like to go out much, scientists say Fossil teeth show species of protemnodon that roamed Australia between 5m and 40,000 years ago lived and died near Queensland caves

Giant prehistoric kangaroos preferred to ‘chill at home’ and didn’t like to go out much, scientists say

Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing Potatoes With costs high and supplies short, people are getting creative with Easter egg traditions.

Easter Eggs Are So Expensive,
Americans Are Dyeing
Potatoes

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Doctors’ best friends: dogs will help sniff out bacteria for cystic fibrosis sufferers Imperial College project could lead to less invasive testing and combat increase in antibiotic resistance Jodie is a canine with special ­powers, scientists have discovered. The golden labrador can smell and ­identify ­particular bacteria and could soon play a key role in helping researchers develop a programme in which dogs could sniff out individuals infected with dangerous microbes. The project, recently launched by scientists at Imperial College London, could be vital in the battle against antibiotic resistance as well as the treatment of patients with lung ­disease and other conditions, they say. Continue reading...

Doctors’ best friends: dogs will help sniff out bacteria for cystic fibrosis sufferers

Usually make guys
cum twice if they
aren’t on SSRIs.

UK child sexual abuse survivors take
standup comedy courses.

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I adore my children.
I’m also scared
that one day my son will kill me.

Cast a sex worker instead of a duck and let’s do this. CC: Sean Baker

Beasts unburdened: film course aims to rehabilitate donkeys’ reputation Portrayals of animal as melancholic and unintelligent are incorrect, say leads of University of Exeter module

Beasts unburdened: film course aims to rehabilitate donkeys’ reputation

I tuned in late but here’s my critique…

The Simpsons S18E02: “I used to be a great drummer. Now I’m nothing. Just like Phil Collins.” -Bart

The beef salad
with shrimp instead
of beef.

HAM AND EGGS OINK AN' CACKLES (WORKING AT A RESTAURANT, ONE OF THE MANY JOBS SLUGGO HAD)

OINK AN’ CACKLES

Orcas have begun wearing salmon
hats again
and we may soon know
why.

The Bahia emerald is raw
and uncut.

I am
updating my terms.