Reverie

i keep most of my dread in my ass and store reserves in my right boob i gotta warn sexual partners of this before they get all smacky grabby

Ope, looks like it’s my turn then

Do you ever just like, hate every fucking thing?

Gimme some of that pound cake <food sext>

Gotta revel in that temporary richness 💅🏼

Thank you 💜

popping a little blue pill to walk around walmart in gray sweatpants as a bit

Let’s go on a little adventure…

cuddles aren't enough, I need to be completely smooshed

captain anxious and the anxieteers

I make up in my head how someone feels about me and believe it.

I want to see the charcuterie board before I get into the van.

I cried 20 gallons of tears yesterday and now I’m fine

I hate that I opened a notification without first committing to memory who liked a December media tab post, only to realize they had immediately panic-unliked it. Boooo you’re no fun, sneaky alt

the song "on top of spaghetti" implies that, canonically spaghetti is a bottom

I try 😆😘

in another life, we're a pair of orcas sinking yachts

absolutely not, but when has that stopped me?

you know I’m due for a new one

😈

hey keep it down 🤫

I’m yearning

🤔 indeed!

Spicy 😏

I’m gonna eat all these hot wings and then I’m gonna eat all those Cheetos, and then I’m gonna touch all the things

If you can't rizz 'em, 'tism

you think the quality of that reply was bad?

if only you could’ve seen all the ones I typed out and immediately deleted (aka the vast majority of my replies)

Haha! I’m flattered that you think whatever it is you’re thinkin’ 😉

it’s none of my business what any of my posts mean

I only know 6½ cishet people and I'd like to keep it that way. Life is a lot better staying in my mostly queer bubble.

(The ½ is Reverie because she triggers my gaydar.)

😂💜