Will you be on Bluesky tonight or do you think you’re better than your weekday friends?
to whomever is saving all of my posts: i hope you print them out and cover your walls with them zodiac killer style
Ariel's first mistake was wanting to be where the people are
I'm still up for getting matching tattoos.
🫶🏻
Yes indeed 😘💜
Oh ffs, you are too goddamn gorgeous 😍
But the world may stop with this touch
Legs 😋
just saw a bumper sticker stating “at least pull my hair if you’re gonna ride my ass”
thought of you
💖
The paper towel ripped unevenly and now I'm ready to burn it all down, how's your day going?
the disco is only one on a very long list of locations where I can easily panic
Unlike certain poisons, you cannot build up a tolerance to small talk through years of exposure at small doses.
me: i have feelings
reply guy: youre wrong
gritty, prestige reboot of "hey dude"
it's friday the 13th. let's get weird.
the squirrels seem happy today. that’s when they’re most dangerous
I don’t have a mood that can’t be expressed by slide whistle
Light mode seems too eager somehow.
He’s a 10 but he uses Chat GPT for his skeets
Stop looking at me with those come-hither biceps.
Anybody else finding themselves making mental notes when watching post-apocalyptic tv shows
👀
*jiggle*
spiraling with whimsy
celebrating st patrick’s day early by eating a stick of kerrygold butter
if at first you don’t succeed, you’ve succeeded at failure
If you can’t eat the one you love, eat the one you’re with
- me to my taquito
Stay hydrated by constantly losing the cap of whatever you're drinking.
