Cheryl Lynn Eaton

oh this place is a ticking time bomb. I see

Not surprised by the hatred or the behavior, but I am surprised these idiots keep doing it under their real names.

YouTube video by WeRateDogs Dermot Kennedy Walks an Adoptable Dog

I don't know what breed of dog this is, but he is perfect. That is my ideal dog. 100% buddy. www.youtube.com/shorts/Hdx2T...

No, but we have Campbell on deck with Zatanna. So that's one half down.

really tired of conversations about how we need to get people to spend more time offline that don't acknowledge that one of the reasons people ARE online is their access needs aren't being met in physical spaces. This is especially true for queer people and disabled people.

I don't get it either because I think both are on good terms with DC. But as long as they are at DC, I'm okay with them exploring other characters. And creator-owned work is always going to be a bigger lure.

Ah, that was a fun little respite from the world falling apart! None of it will ever happen though. I think I'm cursed. I swear the minute I say something, an executive somewhere decides to greenlight the exact opposite.

And I'm taking Khary. That's my gift for my clairvoyancy. Because I was right. The WHOLE TIME! And Khary knows what I'm talking about.

The last one is a gift to myself because I have had the worst year and I deserve one nice thing. Also, we need something for the kids. So I'm taking a second Black Label book for a Robin and Bumblebee AU. Birds and Bees. Sorry, Mal fans. It's a romance. But we'll use Damian to cement that AU status.

Three books so far. One Absolute. One mainstream. One Vertigo. That brings us to Black Label. And that's where we put Vixen and Stephanie Williams. Look, this is just a pipe dream, so I should name who I really want to pair her with instead of who I could get, right? Yeah. Elena Casagrande.

Morgan Hampton gets a Titans book. Not Absolute. Mainstream. (Yes, I know there's already a Titans book announced.) He gets another one with the '70s crew. Since this is MY fantasy and I can put whoever tf I feel like on a book? Jorge Jimenez. Phil Jimenez on covers. All Jimenez, all the time.

Rodney Barnes or N. K. Jemisin get their own Vertigo title. To do what? Whatever tf they feel like doing. We don't micromanage here. And they can pick the remainder of a creative team to slide in with them.

I'm not leaving Scott in the lurch. We're going to steal from Marvel. My boy Farid (Avengers) can slide over and DC can make him the superstar he should have been months upon months ago. For six months. And then we play musical chairs and folks go back to their original dance partners.

The first is Absolute Static. Scott Snyder is gonna be real mad at me because I'm about to snatch his boy out from under him--but only for a little bit. I'm taking Dragotta. But just for six issues. And I'm pairing him with David Brothers.

I'm going to play armchair editor for fun. Let's pretend I have magical powers and I can make people do whatever I tell them to do when it comes to comics, okay? Let's put together some books.

A depressing possibility!

I'd say BET, but Oprah has already done the network thing. Tyler maybe? OMG, not my joke about him buying BET off the Ellisons to make mean documentaries about FD Signifier coming true.

I'm assuming that she's willing to remain and be a life raft for Bari because Oprah thinks she can get something from the Ellisons in return.

Nah, Gayle. This ain't it.

I would give up a pet if a loved one had allergies but only if I could (1) find that pet a superior home and (2) have visitation rights.

I'm allergic to cats and I simply would not date someone with a cat. Anyway, anyone who asks you to give up a dog is a supervillain because I swear dogs are evil-detectors.

Except golden retrievers. I love them, but it's just clouds and rainbows between their ears.

I'm holding 7 right now.

I wonder when she'll admit that she was actually over Elon's house for a threesome with him and Grimes and how much she was going to charge.

A moment in which Azealia Banks confirms what we've all thought about her #6,493:

Nobody hates living veterans more than Republicans. Dead veterans they can exploit in videos. But living veterans with opinions and medical needs are literally offensive to conservatives.

I'm hardly the first to point this out but: This is why it's absurd and deeply cruel and cynical that dental insurance is not included in health insurance

Your dental health is directly related to your physical health and, yes, can be fatal if untreated

Inject this directly into my veins.

Having suffered the pain of a tooth infection I can unequivocally say that this man died in absolute agony. The type of nerve pain that will have you screaming and wondering quite rightly if you’ve gone insane

This man was tortured through neglect, and everyone involved is an irredeemable monster

Nothing pisses bigots off like a black woman who is competent and funny at the same time. Even more infuriating if she's good looking.

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay