Ryan Smith (@motionpixels) — Bluesky Profile

10 months ago

If you prompt Siri and say “the never ending story” it asks if you want to contact emergency services. Happens with voice and keyboard so it isn’t a speech recognition glitch.

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10 months ago

Clay mock up of the hatching egg from the movie Alien as the creature attaches itself to a chocolate Easter bunny’s face.

It is risen!

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1 year ago

It's Raining Men. And Here's Why Climate Scientists Are Worried

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1 year ago

if i order spaghetti and meatballs and you give me one meatball, i’m suing

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1 year ago

hello kitty in a corporate office setting wielding a sledgehammer and using it to fuck up her desk which is cluttered with papers and monitors and a keyboard

hello kitty in a corporate office pouring water onto a laptop sitting open on her desk

i bring a sort of operations should cease until the new year vibe to the workplace,

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1 year ago

Gamer Simply Too Employed to Be Any Good at Games NEW YORK — Casual gamer and full-time line cook Nathan Cardwell has come to the realization that employment may be getting in the way of…

Gamer Simply Too Employed to Be Any Good at Games
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1 year ago

Band Who Cites Kiss As Influence Also Sucks Local bar/glam rock band Stiletto Devils, who cite fellow Detroiters Kiss as their sole influence, suck ass at playing music just as much as their heroes.

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2 years ago

About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons

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2 years ago

Federal government to start providing free coronavirus tests once again Americans can again order four free tests through covidtests.gov starting Sept. 25.

The Biden administration announced Wednesday that it is reviving a program to mail free rapid coronavirus tests to Americans. 
Starting Sept. 25, people can request four free tests per household through covidtests.gov.

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2 years ago

Garak, a simple Cardassian tailor with boney spiney ridges from the neck up through the forehead down to the nose and around the eyes, with grayish skin, is looking at the Sisko with wide, very wide open eyes. Closed caption reads, "I'm going to hem some pants."

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