Sharon

Sharon

@azriona.bsky.social

Fanfic author, mom, former ex-pat. Not sure what I'm doing here yet.

83 Followers 86 Following 64 Posts Joined Nov 2024
8 months ago

He then added, casually, as if the thought had only just occurred to him, "The banjo won't wake up my brother if I play it at 6am every morning, will it?"

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8 months ago

Teen just came into the office, announced that he intends to start learning to play the banjo (he learned guitar about... three/four years ago and, crucially, has not touched it since), will record himself playing a song on both instruments and release said song online to great fame and fortune.

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8 months ago

word of mouth, maybe? they are all solidly on his wish list, where they will probably sit until he finds the next most amazing thing

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8 months ago

Me: *sits down to reply to emails*
Teen, appearing out of nowhere: MOM I NEED YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO SHOW YOU THESE TWENTY T-SHIRTS THAT ALL COST $50 OR MORE CAN I HAVE THEM

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8 months ago

On one hand, I really really want t-storms to fuck with events in DC tomorrow.

On the other, my kid is swimming in his first A meet in over a year (butterfly!) and I really really want it not to be cancelled.

Can someone please arrange for weather not to cross the Potomac? That would be swell.

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9 months ago

"Mom I can't find my backpack" says the child who has spent approximately -2 seconds looking for it.

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9 months ago

the problem with reading judy blume's double fudge with the 10yo is that now i want fudge.

(Also we've concluded that 10yo is basically Fudge. the character, that is, not the candy.)

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9 months ago

6. hours. at. the. pool.
child zonked by 8.15p
i am zonked at 8.45p
pool opens tomorrow at 11.30am for round 2.

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9 months ago

the 10yo woke up today at 5.30am

me: why are you wearing your swimsuit?

him: I SLEPT IN IT

the pool opens at 11.30am.

i love memorial day weekend

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9 months ago

Taking the teen to the grocery store because sometimes i have momentary lapses of judgement

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9 months ago

the child. woke up. at 5.45am. awake. getting dressed. before 6am. his bus. is. at 8.10a. why.

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9 months ago
Dog requesting rubs.

Draw me like one of your French girls, Jack.

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10 months ago

guys, i made a terrible mistake. i showed 15yo where i put my secret chocolate chip cookie stash. now i have no chocolate chip cookies. :(

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10 months ago

I could probably try to figure out how to make this a thread but honestly I don' wanna so here, go read the full update/story on Tumblr. www.tumblr.com/azriona/7832...

It's also on DW but without the pictures, and come on, look at that puppy, she's adorable.

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10 months ago
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Hello good morning ow. (Six stitches.)

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10 months ago

...very possible.

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10 months ago
Young boy reads by flashlight in bed.

Guess what I just caught the 10yo doing. How'd you know, says he. Dude, I INVENTED this trick.

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10 months ago

Luckily, he got over axe about two years ago when the 7th graders emptied about six cans of it simultaneously in the boys locker room at school....

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10 months ago

I think one of the colognes is a knockoff of Polo. The other one is... blue? something?

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10 months ago

mostly the hallway between his bedroom and the bathroom

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10 months ago

and in other news, the 15yo has discovered cologne. Ask me how I know.

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10 months ago
Light brown dog on her back in green grass.

Paws in the air like she just don't care.

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10 months ago
An old iron sits on top of a board which sits on top of an unfinished textblock.

Don't mind me, I'm just taking glamor shots of an old iron I found for $3 at a yard sale this morning and which I plan to use for weighing down #bookbinding projects.

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10 months ago
Tan dog lying in tall green grass. Her tongue is sticking out a little bit.

Stella, who kept us safe from owls last night. (Also kept us awake while keeping us safe from owls, but let's focus on the owl part.)

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10 months ago
Boy ties to push large ball decorated with mosaics.

10yo v. Large sphere.

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10 months ago
Brown dog resting her chin on her human's thigh.

Stella would like you to know that her human insists on getting up, and she is disinclined to allow such liberties.

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10 months ago

Yep, the one that's about 15 minutes away is a warehouse closeout store, and according to the employees they'll be open until the end of May or so. Stuff is definitely coming in from other locations, too, though not a lot.

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10 months ago

My mom-and-baby group after we adopted our first was a literal LIFE-LINE for me that first two years. I am so glad dads have the same chance to connect with other dads!!!

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10 months ago

To Joanns, or not to Joanns. That is the question.

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1 year ago

I am having SO much fun with it; I forgot how enjoyable making those matchbox books was a decade ago, I don't know why it took me so long to get to this stage. I want to bind all the things.

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