Enjoy these NSFW memes my ex sent me. I feel seen. #shitmyexsendsme
I thanked my wife for being my monogamy beard at work.
It's rare, but sometimes mono- (and hetero-) normativity come in handy 😂
[Context: I bartend and my wife & I have been poly our entire 15 year relationship]
Customer: You're not married, are you?
Me: Why do you ask?
Customer: Well, I wouldn't want to hit on someone unavailable.
Me: My wife appreciates the sentiment.
*laughs hysterically internally*
IT IS! 🥰
I went on a first date a few days ago and briefly considered my old go-to of wearing my shirt that says "Feelings are Boring, Kissing is Awesome" but decided against it. I think that's called growth.
I just realized that working at a bar allows people to do the modern equivalent of "calling on" people and I think that's neat.
Unfortunately, you'll have to do without enjoying a nice mint julep under the watchful eye of my granny in the parlor.
Get tattos that make people regret asking you about them.
Goodr! They're worth the $25 price tag haha
I think they're still available on Goodr! And thank you 🥰
Thank you! 🥰 Honestly, it was a vendor at Tulsa Pride, but let me see if I can dig up the packaging and/or the charge on my credit card and I'll follow up!
Awwwww love you <3 <3 <3
Happy belated Pride/Wrath month from this fabulous Okla-homo 😘
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
