Wonderfully crinkly 🫠
Good mutt letting everyone nearby know what a leaky pisspants you are and that the furniture is nice and safe from you.
Fresh pamps, small cage, plastic pants so you dont leak all over the lovley office furniture. An outfit that the office will dismiss but anyone who knows will know.
Several hours of wand time?
Yes, I do treat guests well 😉
Doesn't @crowhurst.bsky.social look good wrapped in three layers of plastic?
I really do enjoy having shiny, gagged, squirming decoration around the front room 😈
I swear something in my brain gets reset during a flogging 🫠
Had a lovely weekend thus far getting hurt yestereve and then making a very shiny guest in several layers of plastic this afternoon.
More pig beating and melting in rainwear please!
Like may not be strong enough a word 🫠
Only when my power button is flipped to the ON position 🤖
Add caffine and you unlock the secret Turbo button.
In my (very) happy place.
Record to beat is four hours. Anyone with a good book to read and meaty butt is welcome to take a load off, put their boots up and help me break that ;🐽
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Previous tests inconclusive.
Please provide sample #6
Make mine a double order of both the soaked waders and padding? 🐽
Day two:
Not worked out comfortable sleeping logistics yet. So far, so fun. A reassuring weight and good prompt to play with others rather than myself.
Have I mentioned how much I love the look of bleachers, skin and metal toghether? 🫠
So... cage check? 👀🐽
Upgraded wand and it's sending me feral.
Can a dumb mutt have fun through padding and at least two waterproof layers?
Turns out the answer is yes 🫠
Gladly and enthusiastically.
Has there been any long term study into the possible impact of that under the skin / potential blood stream contact with it?
It looks really cool but ive not read anything on the long term like with tattoo ink.
Also comes with a homing directive and can be upgraded with a tracking chip!
There's loads I like about coming "home" for Xmas.
The worst however is being able to be here more, see yall glorious kinky fuckers & have absolutly no ability to follow up the deep urge to gear up it induces.
Anyone want a shiny pet for Xmas? Very well behaved and comes pre programmed.
That pig better have licked any resulting messes off the floor 😘
Make sure you kick your pets out the flat regularly so they can go do their business.
That split tongue is a really cool feature!
I'd suggest pvp, but im not sure if it'd be a punishment or a reward for the loser to add layers 🤔
Well it certainly got seasoned after I arrived 😇
Fuckbuoy thank you very much ;-)
I may have made a tactical error.
I assumed wearing layer 1 of 2 of rainwear under civies wouldn't be that warm on my way to @clubcollared.com as its winter.
I am in fact already well on my way to sous vide pork 🫠
Anyone hitting up collared later?
Been too long since ive been deployed in the fleshlight mask and something shiny ;-)
Golden Sun & it's sequel combined into a single game as they were always meant to be.
I have no shame in admitting I'd drop my Nintendo embargo in a fraction of a heartbeat.
*updates this week's "attempted arson by the raccoon count to 2"*
Tried out some hand ties with @growlithe.bsky.social last night, very chill vibes❤️
Still enough time hit 50/50 by the end of December I recon ;-)
At least the gasmask and elbow lengh gloves then? 🥹
Honestly nicest thing I've been called all month 🖤
