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She/Her | FR/EN | 35+ yo | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ friendly | ๐Ÿ”ž sometimes FFXIV (7.3 spoilers) ABJD collector, hobby dollmaker, rarely artist / writer Software developer, professional overthinker No F4F/FB

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It's kinda like if you were born intuitively feeling like the A button should be on the right, X should be up, B down, etc. but life hands you an Xbox controller and everyone gets super weird the moment you ask about button remapping.

14.11.2025 02:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1158    ๐Ÿ” 330    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: Itโ€™s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I donโ€™t get the biggest one, Iโ€™m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I donโ€™t install more whirling spike clubs, Iโ€™ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

4-panel vertical comic. (1) 100 Years Ago [two people standing next to bicycle with small car nearby] PERSON 1: Itโ€™s too dangerous riding a bike with these cars around. I should get a car, too. (2) 50 Years Ago [two people between smaller car and bigger car] PERSON 2 with short hair: Small cars are less safe in collisions with larger vehicles, so I should get a bigger one. (3) Today [two people between big car and even bigger car] PERSON 1: Everyone has huge SUVs now. If I donโ€™t get the biggest one, Iโ€™m putting my family at risk. (4) Soon [two people next to large armored car with spiked clubs attached] PERSON 2: If I donโ€™t install more whirling spike clubs, Iโ€™ll be destroyed by all the other drivers who...

Car Size

xkcd.com/3167/

14.11.2025 21:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7053    ๐Ÿ” 2013    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 88    ๐Ÿ“Œ 116
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 A morbidly inclined sheep, who likes to hang around in graveyards, detests parties and owns original pressings of the entire classic run of Leonard Cohen LPs from 1967-1974.

A morbidly inclined sheep, who likes to hang around in graveyards, detests parties and owns original pressings of the entire classic run of Leonard Cohen LPs from 1967-1974.

THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.

14.11.2025 09:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1201    ๐Ÿ” 314    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 34    ๐Ÿ“Œ 95
Jazmin (pornhubhelp)
Nov 13, 2025, 19:28 EST
Hello,
We've reviewed your appeal and the decision to remove the video has been upheld. I'd be happy to clarify further why it cannot be published.
We consider mommy-domme videos as familial relations scenarios or incest fantasy. We consider it this because we can hear the model refer to themself as
mommy multiple times. Even though they aren't the character's actual mother this
still goes against our Terms of Service.
If you have any further questions or need assistance, please let us know.
Best regards,
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Jazmin

Jazmin (pornhubhelp) Nov 13, 2025, 19:28 EST Hello, We've reviewed your appeal and the decision to remove the video has been upheld. I'd be happy to clarify further why it cannot be published. We consider mommy-domme videos as familial relations scenarios or incest fantasy. We consider it this because we can hear the model refer to themself as mommy multiple times. Even though they aren't the character's actual mother this still goes against our Terms of Service. If you have any further questions or need assistance, please let us know. Best regards, -- Jazmin

Are you kidding me @pornhub.com

14.11.2025 00:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 757    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 97
A digital illustration of the plush shark Blahaj, sticking out of a bag that is shaped like the iconic ikea bags, but patterned like the transgender flag, on a pink background. โ€žComing outโ€ is handwritten underneath.

A digital illustration of the plush shark Blahaj, sticking out of a bag that is shaped like the iconic ikea bags, but patterned like the transgender flag, on a pink background. โ€žComing outโ€ is handwritten underneath.

Blahaj is coming out of this pretty bag to wish you a good Trans Awareness Week. โœจ๐Ÿฆˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

#art #cuteart #transawarenessmonth

13.11.2025 16:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2740    ๐Ÿ” 1149    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Always thinking of you, ya freaks

13.11.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10781    ๐Ÿ” 4101    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 75    ๐Ÿ“Œ 110
i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!

i dont want to be in a fandom that critisizes the choices of fictional characters like they are human beings. i want to see THEORY and ANALYSIS and STORY STRUCTURE and CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! I WANT PARALLELS AND MOTIFS AND VISUAL CUES!!! They're not REAL they are TOOLS so stop acting like they are people who made bad choices and should be punished. of course they made bad choices!!! that shit is funny and cool to watch!!

13.11.2025 05:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4647    ๐Ÿ” 2046    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 48
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Back to it for the week, added Uranus's most notable moons, neptunes one large moon, and the dwarf planets. Comets, asteroids, and the rest of plutos moons inbound! after that... who knows

#pixelart #space

12.11.2025 09:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 180    ๐Ÿ” 38    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we gotta get like three VPNs deep with signal chats set to a disappearing turnaround of minutes to be able to use adult words instead of "unalive" or "grape" meanwhile our political elite are apparently just emailing each other plaintext "up for sex crimes tonight ?"

12.11.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3780    ๐Ÿ” 1256    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20
Waist-up fanart of Zenos yae Galvus from Final Fantasy XIV wearing Sephiroth's unrevealed outfit from Dissidia Duellum. Both of his hands are hiding behind as he was looking down. The background is of intricate frame and bright red flowers.

Waist-up fanart of Zenos yae Galvus from Final Fantasy XIV wearing Sephiroth's unrevealed outfit from Dissidia Duellum. Both of his hands are hiding behind as he was looking down. The background is of intricate frame and bright red flowers.

yoinked sephiroth's ddff outfit n gave it to him bcuz i can ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†”๏ธ

#ffxivart #zenosyaegalvus

13.11.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 133    ๐Ÿ” 63    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
work in progress of FFXIV Zenos in his underwear

work in progress of FFXIV Zenos in his underwear

Would be remiss of me not to play out of context layers theatre for this one
#FFXIV

13.11.2025 00:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 160    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Average night out role-playing on ffxiv

12.11.2025 22:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 202    ๐Ÿ” 97    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
Panel 1: Shen is riding on the shoulders of a big yellow guy labeled "INSPIRATION", who is holding Shen's feet so he doesn't fall off. Both are happy, Shen with his eyes closed going "WEEEEEEE!", and there are sparkles around them.

Panel 2: Inspiration, by the feet, swings Shen full force into the ground, which he hits with his face and shatters, sending bits of debris into the air.

Panel 3: Shen sits up, dazed with swirly eyes and scuff marks all over him, as Inspiration's yellow hand recedes exits panel left, having let go of Shen. Entering paneling right is a new, grey hand.

Panel 4: Shen is now riding on the shoulder of a big grey guy labeled "DISCIPLINE" who has a furrowed brow and determined expression. He's still kinda crumpled and dazed, and is once again is going "weeeeeee", though now less enthusiastically.

Panel 1: Shen is riding on the shoulders of a big yellow guy labeled "INSPIRATION", who is holding Shen's feet so he doesn't fall off. Both are happy, Shen with his eyes closed going "WEEEEEEE!", and there are sparkles around them. Panel 2: Inspiration, by the feet, swings Shen full force into the ground, which he hits with his face and shatters, sending bits of debris into the air. Panel 3: Shen sits up, dazed with swirly eyes and scuff marks all over him, as Inspiration's yellow hand recedes exits panel left, having let go of Shen. Entering paneling right is a new, grey hand. Panel 4: Shen is now riding on the shoulder of a big grey guy labeled "DISCIPLINE" who has a furrowed brow and determined expression. He's still kinda crumpled and dazed, and is once again is going "weeeeeee", though now less enthusiastically.

12.11.2025 15:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4163    ๐Ÿ” 518    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 20    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, โ€œWhat a week, huh?โ€
Tintin leans into the frame and says, โ€œCaptain, itโ€™s Wednesday.โ€
Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.

Captain Haddock looking very frazzled, saying, โ€œWhat a week, huh?โ€ Tintin leans into the frame and says, โ€œCaptain, itโ€™s Wednesday.โ€ Snowy is very excited about the drink he has found.

12.11.2025 11:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 571    ๐Ÿ” 229    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

My RAM is acting weird so I'm like
Maybe I need to replace it
The sticks I bought 255โ‚ฌ are now 420โ‚ฌ

Fuck AI, man...

12.11.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For those of you who havenโ€™t been following this fight, Ana has been leading the charge against censorship by corporations, specifically payment processors.

Recently it seems someone figured this out and has managed to black list them from almost any way of earning a living as an artist.

11.11.2025 19:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 328    ๐Ÿ” 260    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
11.11.2025 22:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14408    ๐Ÿ” 5847    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 57    ๐Ÿ“Œ 109
Sketch of Zenos from FFXIV holding pocky between his lips looking down on the viewer. There's text on the image mimicking a snapchat that says "Come, Adventurer!"

Sketch of Zenos from FFXIV holding pocky between his lips looking down on the viewer. There's text on the image mimicking a snapchat that says "Come, Adventurer!"

Oh! It's pocky day!

I didn't prepare anything this time, so have an old repost!

The challenge here isn't to see who pulls away first. In this case, the challenge is actually reaching the pocky because he's 7ft tall ๐Ÿ™‚โ€โ†•๏ธ

#ffxiv #art #ffxivart #zenos #pockyday

11.11.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 144    ๐Ÿ” 89    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
text meme that reads: got a really crazy fanfic* (*edited to replace another word) coming up in the next 7-8 years. stay tuned.

text meme that reads: got a really crazy fanfic* (*edited to replace another word) coming up in the next 7-8 years. stay tuned.

08.11.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 664    ๐Ÿ” 387    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 20

My OCs are a load bearing structure for my mental health.

10.11.2025 05:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 744    ๐Ÿ” 465    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
Screenshot of a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates posted on Sunday, November 9th that reads "so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. in fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. the poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Screenshot of a tweet from Joyce Carol Oates posted on Sunday, November 9th that reads "so curious that such a wealthy man never posts anything that indicates that he enjoys or is even aware of what virtually everyone appreciates--scenes from nature, pet dog or cat, praise for a movie, music, a book (but doubt that he reads); pride in a friend's or relative's accomplishment; condolences for someone who has died; pleasure in sports, acclaim for a favorite team; references to history. in fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured. the poorest persons on Twitter may have access to more beauty & meaning in life than the "most wealthy person in the world."

Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

10.11.2025 20:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7742    ๐Ÿ” 2058    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 210
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How to treat smolchefant

#ffxiv #ff14 #haurchefant

25.10.2023 03:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 316    ๐Ÿ” 148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What will happen if I try to do the dishes now

Will I still have a home left?

09.11.2025 22:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doing things fucking sucks, actually.

Decided that hey, I might as well do things IRL so I set out to do some home improvement and wanted to move the broom holders stuck in my bathroom.

Now I have two fucking holes in my wall plaster and painting.

Fuck this to high hell

09.11.2025 22:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanted the pick me up from the illusion of doing things at least in game, and now I have to contemplate not doing things in real life

Fuck this, truly

09.11.2025 21:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That one evening I wanna play, ISP says fuck you
Well, fuck you too I guess?

09.11.2025 21:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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์ œ๋…ธ์Šค

09.11.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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์ œ๋…ธ์Šค

09.11.2025 11:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's all "AI is the future" and "you can't get the genie back in the bottle" until the public don't like it and then it's "nooo this was handmade by real humans, it has a heart" and you try to fabricate a process that was never there.
My dudes, if AI was so great you wouldn't need to lie about it.

09.11.2025 09:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1049    ๐Ÿ” 360    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

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