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@theireofjeff.bsky.social

Colour and Coatings Specialist, Canadian bear, history nerd, zealous reader, aspiring gym bro. Only feral when uncaffeinated. Olympic hugger. Cake over candy. Friend of Dorothy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. Ally. Trans rights are human rights. Pro choice. Slut for dairy.

105 Followers 30 Following 448 Posts Joined Jul 2025
3 days ago

Too many social media posts have been ruined but unnecessary squelching sounds and people close-talking with beige voice tone into mics so you can hear spit sloshing around in their mouth. Immediate block. Gross. Eff off with that already. ISWIS #noASMR #ew #gross #socialmedia #influencer

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4 days ago

I hate it when people will do *anything* to be/stay relevant. There is such thing as bad money, bad publicity, bad attention.

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5 days ago

...Then the buffy episode followed... then the britney/madonna/xtina... its just crazy how people are *still* incensed by something so small. And they wonder why we don't feel safe in public. Ffs.

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5 days ago

I remember the waves this made. For almost a full month, newspapers talked about it. A Will and Grace episode was based on that controversy... so many people in the rainbow community were rightfully buzzed about it. It made it easier to come out later (I came out 4 months after that episode)...1/

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5 days ago

That thread was both crazy and banal... the most aggressive beige flags I've seen. Thats the interwebs for you.
And I mean, its not your fault your feelings are ugly and wrong.

I jest of course lol... but srsly the mentions of burgers, vegetarian stuff, and general confusion is hilarious.

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1 week ago

*Unfruities AND uncocoas your pebbles*

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1 week ago

Omfg me too!

And I kinda dug Enzo when he dilfed up.

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1 week ago

*cries in barbershop photo stereotype, wishing someone at the party would just talk to me about the history of medieval pigments*

I don't like redbull, sports, small talk, I don't pretend I have viking heritage, and will absolutely throatpunch my buddies of they don't leave local female folk alone.

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1 week ago

Any cat-parent knows this expression and the utter silly-cacophony that is about to ensue. IYKYK.

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1 week ago

I get that same expression when I see people put their dirty shoe-feet up on public transit seats.

Also: this is a great shot!!

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1 week ago
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Crush - Jellyhead YouTube video by calcatchem

Hump day jam. A little blast from my past rave days... fun, bouncy, silly, nostalgic. Dating myself a bit, but who cares... #humpday #90s #dance #rave #blastfromthepast #jellyhead #crush #millennial
youtu.be/cOtEQXaM1_k?...

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

Honestly, the joy and glee I feel when I see your work pop up on my discover.

I'd love to have sleeve cuffs and/or a shirt collar done with your work. I'd love to see your work even on wedding dresses/attire. Hell, one of your pieces would work as an incredible substitute for a wedding bouquet.

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1 week ago

FINALLY someone has been paying attention.

Also, should we *not* have contempt for racists, abusers and pedos? I mean, call me crazy, but that shouldn't be a hot take... you know... this whole despising awful people thing. Didn't think that was unique to just us, but here we are I guess....

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1 week ago
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2 weeks ago

Whenever I see photos of interiors like this, I get a phantom odor of cigarette smoke and something cooking.

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2 weeks ago

I absolutely love that board those mushrooms and tomatoes are sitting on!

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2 weeks ago

This post was organically on my discover page... and this whole thread is exactly what I have been loving about bluesky so far.

Also, I think these would be the native species and not garden variety, but here in Canada I also have a hard time telling the difference.

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2 weeks ago

Never owned one.... but I do have pearls. I had those before they became a thing tho... like the one and only time I was ahead of a fashion trend.

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2 weeks ago
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Kelly Clarkson - All The Things She Said (Cover t.A.T.u.) (Live on The Kelly Clarkson Show) YouTube video by PH Company

How am I just now seeing this, holy shit

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2 weeks ago
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Pop of colour on a sunny late winter saturday... London fog latte and a warm sunbeam. #Londonfog #tea #latte #saturday #cafΓ© #sunny #warm #peaceful #teasky

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2 weeks ago

The composition and colour of this is really quite spectacular, really atmospheric. I can both hear this place and feel the air. Eerie and zen at the same time.

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2 weeks ago

Utter insanity.
At this point, lavender marriages to canadians I don't think would help anymore.

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2 weeks ago

The side-eye of contempt.... the casual disregard....

They look like a married couple who "just aren't speaking to eachother right now".....

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2 weeks ago

Guedalon is doing the same kind of thing, no? Maybe not from 1000 years ago, but medieval is medieval.... right?... RIGHT??

*ducks from the rotten cabbage lobbed at my head*

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2 weeks ago

Yep - all to own the libs and dems, b/c they didn'tcare if it happened to those icky pesky non-whites and non-straights and non-males, non-"christians"... all while refusing to take accountability and acknowledge the irony. "We voted tRump so we should be special/better than everyone else!!!"

ffs.

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2 weeks ago

The composition of this is just so so great. What a shot!

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2 weeks ago

This is organically on my discover page...that must mean my feedback must be shared...and all I can say is, these noodles are the only noodles acceptable for chicken soup. Even the worst chicken soup is made infinitely better with these noodles. I will die on this hill.

This looks super good!!

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2 weeks ago

Lol.... #monday #vibe

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3 weeks ago
BBC News screenshot with the subtitle "Welcome to the year of the whores. People around the globe celebrate..."

Happy 12-year anniversary to my favourite broadcast subtitle mistake

And a happy year of the whores to you all

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