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@theireofjeff.bsky.social

Canadian bear, aspiring gym bro. Only feral when uncaffeinated. Olympic hugger. Cake over candy. Friend of Dorothy πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ. Ally. Trans rights are human rights. Pro choice. Slut for dairy.

73 Followers  |  26 Following  |  219 Posts  |  Joined: 29.07.2025  |  2.2022

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You just know she smelled like a cacophony of expe sibe perfume, cheap hair spray, bubblegum, and cigarettes.

06.12.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Watching,
Through a timely veil that let the hours slip away.
Frost carving to the heart of me,
Cheeks winter-numbed.
It's only the solstice, it said.
Its only a change in everything.
So what if I lose parts of me to the cold?
It would have all of me anyways.

It smiled; frost is only temporary.

05.12.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fully agree. Nope... no syrup on bacon, on sausage, even on chicken+waffles (that's a combo I also fail to understand - fried chicken = great! Waffles = SUPER! They don't enhance eachother though, so whyyyyy?!?...)

03.12.2025 18:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me too!!! Just fantastic.

03.12.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love this! This one is new to me!

03.12.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My thoughts exactly... a permanent "So *THAT'S* what you're wearing...?

.... ok, if thats what makes you feel pretty I guess...."

03.12.2025 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would eat this slowly.... on public transit.... while making eye contact to assert dominance.

02.12.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"And also, you haven't payed the cheese tax in some time... "

02.12.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I am actually not a big fan lol... Scott actually mentioned you probably know who he is and really enjoy his creations.

02.12.2025 20:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whether someone thinks die hard is xmas or not is a total vibe check.

It either *IS* XMAS, or they're wrong and need to stay out of your life.

ISWIS

02.12.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And yet, somehow, I feel I don't roar enough IRL...

02.12.2025 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Excuse me while I nerd out a little....
#gothic #architecture #renaissance #painting #Sussex #Tudor #history

02.12.2025 03:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooooooh I just LOVE this!!

02.12.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

How hard is it to not be an asshole?!? Honestly.

02.12.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Whatever it is you're doing, cut it out... and bring it back....

(Nah yer just fine either way, your body your choice!)

02.12.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I *have* met angry vegans... I don't usually give them much attention. Which seems to make them more angry... I dunno.

01.12.2025 13:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The options for other increased.... it doesn't mean you've been excluded. #equity #equality #fakeoutrage #ragebait #thingsthatneverhappened

01.12.2025 13:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He just needs to fcking come out already. Jesus.

29.11.2025 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

.... but I heard somewhere on youtube that people in the dark ages didn't bathe....

Just jokes. Don't hurt me.

29.11.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The few times where growing one at home is just way more cost-effective. Store-bought is fine if you can afford it.

29.11.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 62    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I suppose its excpected - drive safe out there!...

#winter #snow #white #November #winterishere #blizzard #canada #greatwhitenorth #whitechristmas

28.11.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Well theres a wintery blast...

#winter #snow #white #November #winterishere #blizzard #canada #greatwhitenorth #whitechristmas

28.11.2025 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just LOVE pre-raphaelite usage of colour.

27.11.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A fexcectorcycle would help with that.

27.11.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No no no, you're misinterpreting the data... relu dropout is a *good* thing. It replaces the Auc-Sasp anomalyflower by eleventy percent!

ELEVENTY!

27.11.2025 17:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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And the circledot test tube rating is dangerously red. Thank god the Pbl seems blue, any yellowation there would surely spell bad Bar-Fs.

27.11.2025 17:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno.... I kinda want a Fexcectorncycle from Santa this year. All the kids apparently have one.

27.11.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Another favorite

26.11.2025 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

#relatable

26.11.2025 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just in time for winter... I kinda dig the werewolf thing, what with the jawline and all.... Not bad for my 40s! #silverfox #aging #aginggracefully #beard #grey #gray #grayhair #bedhead #40s #thisis40 #millennial #feltcute #skincare #winter #hibernation

26.11.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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