You just know she smelled like a cacophony of expe sibe perfume, cheap hair spray, bubblegum, and cigarettes.
06.12.2025 00:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@theireofjeff.bsky.social
Canadian bear, aspiring gym bro. Only feral when uncaffeinated. Olympic hugger. Cake over candy. Friend of Dorothy π³οΈβπ. Ally. Trans rights are human rights. Pro choice. Slut for dairy.
You just know she smelled like a cacophony of expe sibe perfume, cheap hair spray, bubblegum, and cigarettes.
06.12.2025 00:18 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching,
Through a timely veil that let the hours slip away.
Frost carving to the heart of me,
Cheeks winter-numbed.
It's only the solstice, it said.
Its only a change in everything.
So what if I lose parts of me to the cold?
It would have all of me anyways.
It smiled; frost is only temporary.
Fully agree. Nope... no syrup on bacon, on sausage, even on chicken+waffles (that's a combo I also fail to understand - fried chicken = great! Waffles = SUPER! They don't enhance eachother though, so whyyyyy?!?...)
03.12.2025 18:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Me too!!! Just fantastic.
03.12.2025 15:38 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love this! This one is new to me!
03.12.2025 13:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My thoughts exactly... a permanent "So *THAT'S* what you're wearing...?
.... ok, if thats what makes you feel pretty I guess...."
I would eat this slowly.... on public transit.... while making eye contact to assert dominance.
02.12.2025 23:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"And also, you haven't payed the cheese tax in some time... "
02.12.2025 22:38 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I am actually not a big fan lol... Scott actually mentioned you probably know who he is and really enjoy his creations.
02.12.2025 20:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whether someone thinks die hard is xmas or not is a total vibe check.
It either *IS* XMAS, or they're wrong and need to stay out of your life.
ISWIS
And yet, somehow, I feel I don't roar enough IRL...
02.12.2025 20:20 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1Excuse me while I nerd out a little....
#gothic #architecture #renaissance #painting #Sussex #Tudor #history
Ooooooh I just LOVE this!!
02.12.2025 03:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0How hard is it to not be an asshole?!? Honestly.
02.12.2025 03:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Whatever it is you're doing, cut it out... and bring it back....
(Nah yer just fine either way, your body your choice!)
I *have* met angry vegans... I don't usually give them much attention. Which seems to make them more angry... I dunno.
01.12.2025 13:19 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The options for other increased.... it doesn't mean you've been excluded. #equity #equality #fakeoutrage #ragebait #thingsthatneverhappened
01.12.2025 13:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0He just needs to fcking come out already. Jesus.
29.11.2025 12:29 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0.... but I heard somewhere on youtube that people in the dark ages didn't bathe....
Just jokes. Don't hurt me.
The few times where growing one at home is just way more cost-effective. Store-bought is fine if you can afford it.
29.11.2025 02:19 β π 62 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0 I suppose its excpected - drive safe out there!...
#winter #snow #white #November #winterishere #blizzard #canada #greatwhitenorth #whitechristmas
Well theres a wintery blast...
#winter #snow #white #November #winterishere #blizzard #canada #greatwhitenorth #whitechristmas
I just LOVE pre-raphaelite usage of colour.
27.11.2025 17:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A fexcectorcycle would help with that.
27.11.2025 17:36 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No no no, you're misinterpreting the data... relu dropout is a *good* thing. It replaces the Auc-Sasp anomalyflower by eleventy percent!
ELEVENTY!
And the circledot test tube rating is dangerously red. Thank god the Pbl seems blue, any yellowation there would surely spell bad Bar-Fs.
27.11.2025 17:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I dunno.... I kinda want a Fexcectorncycle from Santa this year. All the kids apparently have one.
27.11.2025 17:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Another favorite
26.11.2025 23:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0#relatable
26.11.2025 22:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just in time for winter... I kinda dig the werewolf thing, what with the jawline and all.... Not bad for my 40s! #silverfox #aging #aginggracefully #beard #grey #gray #grayhair #bedhead #40s #thisis40 #millennial #feltcute #skincare #winter #hibernation
26.11.2025 17:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0