imagine a trump x wendy williams hosted show. unthinkable levels of catty.
the weight truly is a gift, nada surf
(i'm aware that album is from 2005. i am actually listening to their 2002 record "let go" but the joke doesn't work as well with that album title. if anyone has any further thoughts that i didn't address, shove yourself in a locker.)
35 and snowy in march, which means we are listening to 2002 indie rock, losers!
"jesus was majority-culture in his region" THE GOVERNMENT PUT NAILS THROUGH HIS HANDS AND FEET AND KILLED HIM, JOSHUA
then repost it
the dog with a blog has been caught dming onlyfans models on instagram
72 and sunny in march, which means we are listening to 2010s indietronica, losers!
hank hill ass problem
just caught my neighbor with a "let's go brandon" sticker on their car listening to a metalcore cover of "beautiful things" by benson boone.
the one time i think about picking up a new jack box party pack is the one time that they're not on sale lol
whoever got rid of the vanilla cream soda freeze at taco bell, pray to god for mercy and forgiveness
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
just saw that my alma mater hosted franklin graham in their chapel. not good, folks!
organizing your itunes library can be a spiritually healing experience
wrote about what i listened to this month. sorry for all the christian alternative music. angrytortilla.substack.com/p/february-m...
i think the first one was invented by all time low in 2012
might print this banger out and frame it
watched lord of the rings for the first time in awhile. truly, they do not make 'em like that anymore.
indigo feels like one of those fake crayola crayon colors like "brick red" or "neon carrot"
the silver lining to all of this is that nobody actually NEEDS brand new electronics. there are perfectly good devices from 5, 10, even 20 years ago that we could be using instead. buy used and use your device until it absolutely can not be repaired anymore.
holding out for the relient k/switchfoot/semler halftime show
LLM: *picture of queen amidala with awooga-sized honkers*
“The age of human storytelling is over. Fire every artist. Kill them if you have to. God alone knows what comes next.”
when they called that game we love katamari they weren't kidding, i really do!!!!
every good christian artist has to make an "i almost got divorced from my wife" album
my move is to sneak some of my music into my kid's playlist. oh you wanted to listen to the star wars score? well, let's take a quick break. here's weezer.
this will always be a moe's household
omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for
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