Scott Broughton

it to drink out of a chode

the only other poop he’s ever been obsessed with is goose poop

if the body of christ was a zyn id be fudge

some people put yogurt on their face, i just want eyebrows

i feel like i’m dressed how a colorblind person would be dressed

i’m not one of those spider-man lesbians

she heats her mice up in the keurig

i’ve been like really scared to sit with the flavor of mayonnaise

maybe it’s just nostalgia goggles but god it feels like every single thing is so irrevocably sauceless now

day 1 in trumps america. can’t live 4 years like this man. failed society.

2 oreos for lunch because i have free will and the world is my oyster

if the good lord is willing and the creek don’t rise

ripd
my pamts

How was I supposed to know my jacket is water repellent

i’m fuckin invincible

“sucking is how you grow” @mitchrad99.bsky.social

Ohio Map with 3C+D route

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee

3 C + D!

caren has to stay in therapy because she’s a depressed 4

i never close my apps they are free-range and can do as they please

if he were in webkinz he would be a basset hound

bob ealgkes

love when people accept my meeting invites. thank u for comin to my party.

it smells empty

@laurencurk2020

I mean if you wanted to see a 60 year old man and a guy so dumb that you don’t know if he can read get into a fight just wait for Thanksgiving

if you didn't watch that fight you missed the most recent fight of all time

i don’t like his legs

i’ll retwat ur shripstagram @mitchrad99.bsky.social

“go retwat that”

Things I don’t want in my
Backyard:

1. NIMBYS