ah man, I had an energy drink and instead of spiking my productivity it spiked my anxiety 😐
candy? :3
I’m someone who does indulge in nostalgic media frequently but I always thought it was so weird that people act like it was an objectively “better” time we all need to return to. Nostalgia is a deeply personal relationship with your own individual past, you can’t project it onto society at large.
one of the nice things about getting older is I don’t really stress about getting little scars here and there cause like my whole body is weathering it’s just contributing to my overall patina at this point.
I have this really thin long scar on my boob (cat scratch maybe?) and it looks a silver hair caught in my cleavage so I’m always reflexively trying to brush it away when I look in the mirror. It’s like having a crack on your phone screen but it’s on my body and.. forever.
Oh no this is too relatable ☹️
hmm... just marios I think but it's hard to keep up with the lore
Watching people offload their creative output to GenAI is like watching someone trepanning themself with power tools. It ain't gonna do what you think it'll do, you won't be better off for trying it, and everyone warning you not to do it knows something very important that you don't, not vice-versa.
switching up the order, huh? innovative!
aging is scary, every year I get closer to picking up seasonal hand towels for kitchen and bathroom
Maybe it wasn’t DEVASTATING enough lol
Yep!! XD
Remembering that time where a guy tried to come up with a slur for a Canadian, and came up with Canuckhold (Canuck + Cuckhold) and he thought it was just REALLY gonna sting. Couldn’t even be mad cause he accidentally created comedy gold
feels simultaneously like last week and 10 years ago
I use my air fryer for so much and it literally never occurred to me to try toasting bread in it 😐
Wait you can make toast in the air fryer???
Shyooooooooooom
That’s so sweet, it sounds like you made it really special! ☺️
(Good excuse to go on a dinner date though but we’re going next weekend)
Maybe if it was a little less tacky and happened in May or June it’d be better, but this is like, the least sexy/romantic time of year lol.
If you are able to make beautiful memories on this day, then kudos! But for me the novelty wore off by two years into dating my first bf 😅
I love my partner and I really value my relationship but like… I just do not care for Valentine’s Day. 😅
Don’t get me wrong, the whole diet industry is a trash heap. But acting like weight loss is simple and everyone who can’t do it is either brainwashed by Weight Loss Industry or just lazy? Like… come on.
Literally demographic who has the highest metabolism lecturing ppl on weight loss like every commercial serving of food isn’t measured with them in mind 😐
If I hear another 20-something dude with no major health issues claim “weight loss is simple actually” I stg ….
ppl discussing alternatives bein like have u heard of tubu. u should try heebee. switch to poodee with ads. Im already on dippy. you can probably move to weeno. dude im on gumpy. go on poob. you can switch to poob. you can go to poob and chat. Log onto poob right now. dive into poob. you can poop it
i get it, I was excited to find someone else who likes fishing but tbh I haven't gone fishing since I was a kid because... no one else I know is interested :< (also camping, concerts, hiking and more I can't think of off the top of my head)
Happy birthday!!
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