BASEBALL!!!!!
Venezuela!!
Babe you’re horny on main again
People dog on the World Baseball Classic and it’s legitimately one of the most intense sporting events in existence. The single elim nature of it makes it an eternal Game 7 vibe. It’s awesome.
*Zerpa
I am blaming the weed
THE FUCKING BREWERS ARE KIDDING ME
Me, about Zerba, after looking up who he plays for in 2026:
@smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social
⚾️⚾️⚾️🤌🤌🤌
They were up 8-2 when I said this 😅
At this point I’m rooting for Italy to win the whole damn thing 🤌
I’ll allow what actually happened though
The Dogs vs Maximum Chaos
Libby and I have decided that Briscoe needs to join Darby and Orange. The trio can be called Maximum Chaos.
It’s currently snowing
This is weirder than VA weather
I feel like… that is not what the map means, but I am not the one from the Midwest, so…
Baby’s first tornado warning
It’s me, I’m baby
I endorse Katie for CEO
Coming straight home to eeeEEEEeeEee
Unsubscribe
I want a divorce
Eventually the internet will be so censored we will circle back around to face to face contact just so we can play fuck marry kill
Clearly!!! And Nick actually has since come around on that one 😆
I do know that in Christmas 2024 the debate between Muppet Christmas Carol and Mickey’s Christmas Carol got so heated that I don’t think we even got a resolution from the jury
I can’t remember the last thing we brought to the Internet lol. We fall on different sides of whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie, but that’s the level of disagreement we need help with sometimes. If we can’t agree we let the people end our argument. 🤣
Mahogany was the consensus
This started because I asked Nick for the brown knife and he was like “you mean the red one?” And I was like… “the brown one we got as a wedding present” and he went “SO THE RED ONE” and like most mature married couples we let the internet decide these things lol
I tried to tell him
I’m just ready for another vignette
Well @bowensofficial.bsky.social isn’t gonna fight you about it but @platinummax.bandcamp.com might
Sorry. Yes, BlueSky got us one vote for “poop knife” @thatonedude.bsky.social
