Chaundre

A federal judge (a Reagan appointee out of Seattle) has already blocked Tr*mp’s ridiculous Birthright Citizenship Executive Order, calling it “blatantly unconstitutional.” Honestly big slay Hon. John Coughenour. Thank you for knowing the law and upholding it.

I think I would way rather be 38 than 28

When you forget it’s a stra*ght party and bring a gay white elephant gift that no one wants

The real star of the tree has arrived

mood

In case you’re wondering if I’m being annoying today

Do you ever get that twinge of embarrassment that your downstairs neighbors can hear you playing just the 4:52-end snippet of a song over and over? (Yes, it’s Defying Gravity, I know, I know)

A clear glass bowl holds two ripe bananas next to measuring cups for cocoa, peanut butter, and chocolate chips

If you stir these together and bake them for a lil bit, the internet told me it will make cookies

The stranger who bought my car off Facebook Marketplace brought me a 6-pack of beer and said I seemed stressed. Can’t tell if his empathy is tuned in hard or if I’m wearing my emotions too far out on these sleeves lmao

I am currently in the best smelling Uber. I don’t want to leave. My driver told me everyone always tells her that. ♥️

sorry I didn’t text back I was taking pics of my cats in the dryer

Bug and Frankie are big fireplace guys

I am carsick sitting on my couch. How is this possible.

My boy cat hugs and kisses me every morning to wake me up and every lady mom of a boy cat knows this devoted love

For reasons I can explain that aren’t totally irresponsible, I was pulled over today driving a car without updated plates or registration or insurance. Lady Cop™️ was sooooooo chill and we yapped and she let me free I am sending her good vibes wherever her deeply forgiving ass is tonight.

I betcha I cried more times than you did today, TRY ME

A poem from Danusha Laméris's book, Bonfire Opera.

#poetry #danushalaméris #books

My kittens are brothers and have never spent an hour apart

I’m tenderhearted today so I love that I have two kittens and my sweet dumb boyfriend snoozing just a few inches away.

A young hot waitress came up to me at dinner and exclaimed, and I quote: “OH MY GOD your coat!! My MOM has the same one!”

Goodnight, cruel world.

Wicked in 10 hours. Going to pre-cry until then and scroll pics of your commemorative popcorn buckets.

My cat saw the snow and then puked on the floor. I don’t know what this means we have 6 more weeks of.

Everyone’s posting wrestling clips and Dr. Oz memes but like…so many people are going to die because of these picks. Tens of thousands is probably a low ball.

Taking the last spin in my little car listening to my Nirvana CD and I’m not sure I’m ready to part with her

Tell your Illinois reps to Vote Yes on HB5164 - this will help trans people and violence victims 🏳️‍⚧️

I bothered the shit out of my boyfriend from 9-11 and now I’m seeing if I can leave him alone until 3pm. It’s 11:53 and I’m about to CRACK.

What if I ordered a pizza and ate it in bed? Who wants to join.

Mason told me it was 8:30 and I believed him and got up and did a bunch of work but I just realized he was lying to get me up and it was 7:00. Dump him or marry him?

What’s your 10/10 album?

I just followed my friends (only gay men) so my algorithm is lmao (just gay porn)