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Digital painting of a wild boar with babies in the forest, but they are all shaped like lumpy pumpkins in varying degrees.

precocious pumpkin-lings
#guild11mysterium
#Art

So apparently sour candies can expire and such a lesson is grotesquely learned.

gm

> YoshiP cites Lethal Weapon 2 as an inspiration for #ffxiv
> Watch movie, villains are arpathied racist, they murder love interest, sends MC on revenge to murder lead racist and his disciples
> Heavensward ends with Thordan and his disciples getting murdered

What did YoshiP mean by this.

scribbles of ffxiv characters in a chibi style. they are drawn in a pastel color scheme and in various poses and expressions.

some more little xiv guys of yore (but a bit fixed up) #ffxiv

For whatever reason I started sync soloing dungeons as BLU this week because apparently that's a thing you can do and spent enough time to justify throwing a glam together. #ffxiv

Toad with judgement and warts. #art #oilpainting

shadowbringers (2019)

✨Scree!✨
Introducing the Serpents vinyl sticker sheet! Featuring serpents from far and wide! See them enjoy a relaxing afternoon near a pond, scree to their hearts' content, or cosplay as a cowboy!

illus. by @grumpygryphon.bsky.social

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#ffxiv #ff14

MOBAs are just the pickle ball equivalent of fighting games.

thinking about that recent ffxiv dev interview where they were like "airships don't have seatbelts or chairs because they're relatively new and eorzeans haven't legislated that sort of thing yet". this is the exact kind of lore i love to know about so it rly tickled me

I guess it finally is-cho business.

#FFXIV Deciding to include an entire "Libertarians Are Fucking Stupid" arc was not in my divination cards. Etheirys first Sovereign Citizen.

Illustration of little mice surrounding a soup pot making soup! The text reads “do not disturb.. I’m busy making soup”

It’s soup season!
#art

Viera store their vitality in their stilettos. #FFXIV

You are the enemy.

Getting wet is terrible, being wet is great.

A queef that demands respect.

Do you remember? 🐸🪩

"Oh, I have awaited you patiently all this time,
Past every fate"
#ffxiv

Turns out you cant make a documentary about Kid Hitler without everyone realizing he's Kid Hitler

if Jimmy Kimmel's political humor is too hot for you to handle, I'm not sure "snowflake" even cuts it as a term of derision for the level of fragility you've achieved

#FF14

ribbons have arrived!
#ffxiv

Clove in front of Quintus' splattered brains smiling and posing for the camera.

image unrelated to current events

#gpose #gcloves

I think it's worth to have a cost of unfortunately some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment to protect our other god given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational.

never forget

You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.