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Just saw an article of a sheriff getting arrested for a DUI it said he had been drinking 4 loko’s since 6am and had 2 open cans of Bahama mama that spilled in his car 😳 wth was his ass going through sheesh he had to be drunk asf.

Drinking coffee on an empty stomach now I feel sick asf 🤢

Right about now I wish I was laying on the beach sipping a virgin piña colada 🥲

I got them today 10/10

My mom thinks I’m crazy because if my towel or washcloth fall on the floor I’m getting a new one 😑

😂 this is just greedy! They sound good asf though 👀 I might have to try them.

I always say I’m going to spend an hour in the gym and really get it in but as soon as I hit that mile on the stairmaster in 15 mins I leave 😂

I have the citizen app because I’m nosey as hell and this is how it looked when I was in Florida 😳 wtf! These are all registered sex offenders 🤯

I have so much cleaning to do 🤯

lol I have but maybe I wasn’t there long enough because Miami drivers have taken the cake! They are speed demon lunatics 😅

The worst drivers in America reside in Miami.

a woman is making a funny face and saying `` i just wanna . '' ALT: a woman is making a funny face and saying `` i just wanna . ''

This bnb has a washer/dryer combo all in one 😵‍💫 I’ve never seen no shit like this and it pissed me off soooo bad. I can’t sleep comfortably until I wash & I’ve been washing bedding since 6pm 😑

I’m so damn sleep deprived omg! I need the strongest coffee recommendations asap lol!

Tequila, I was going to drink some wine and take it light tonight but I didn’t know I was all out 🥹

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a man is standing in front of a door and says " my people i have found you " ALT: a man is standing in front of a door and says " my people i have found you "

I feel like Bluesky is for 35 & up club 🙃

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Heyyy im back!!! Been super busy but I’m here now ready to take a shot and talk some shit 🤭

Just wanted to send some blessings to my timeline 😌

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I wish all the couples and everyone shacking up for the winter storm a healthy 2026 pregnancy 🫶🏽🫢

I need a good movie to watch

a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his hands on his head in an office . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his hands on his head in an office .

I need to learn that if I don’t want to know how a series ends then I need to stay off of social media 😒😒😒😡🤬

God has blessed me in so many ways! #grateful 🌹

Café Bustelo I’m counting on you to do wonders because ya girl is tieeeeed!

a man wearing a red hat and a red shirt is talking about getting his head straight . ALT: a man wearing a red hat and a red shirt is talking about getting his head straight .

I don’t know if my patience is just thin or if I’m just an asshole.

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lol! I didn’t say anything 😆☺️

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