Currently Obsessed with SVSSS

One thing that hits me about canon Shen Yuan is how funny he is. He obviously can't show that much early on since he is forced to pretend to be Shen Qingqiu.

I would love if he could show that humor more post-canon. SQH is the only one who gets to see it fully.

He would be a menace.

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I ended up writing a scene for the mamajiu au, and oof. It was only saved from being extremely dark because I added SY's perspective. The scene was really good already, but it was so dark and painful I made myself cry. I love you Shen Jiu but your mental state is tragic

MBJ would be sooooo upset if he ever found out about what likely happened to his body. All he has to do is overhear SQQ and SQH talking about it.

Now he wants to visit and make sure the proper rites happened. Also tear the family a new one.

It's a good thing he's rich or he couldn't afford the damages. He makes them clean up though.

liushen #svsss #sairusb

SJ: 3 rooms, please.. And these leeches, EHM, masters need to be placed as far away from the other two rooms as possible.

SJ: WELL, AT LEAST YOU'RE NORMAL SJ: ... ZZL: ? SJ: You're not blinking? ZZL: Should I?

If TianXi had picked up Shen Jiu after the incident with the estate.

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1) Good first impression
2) 0% respect
4) Bizarre anatomy 🐍

bingqiu #svsss #sairusb

a few extra treats

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The sheer chaos of multiple Binghes trying to claim one shizun. It won't go well. SY is real tired of the destroyed apartment and carnage.

Shang Qinghua's rotting body is on the floor of his apartment. He is faintly smiling. Nearby, there is his phone, a stool, laptop, and his spilled cup noodles. His body is badly decomposed and rats have been gnawing on him. His phone says : Landlord, 1 missed call.

You found me.

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This hurts but it checks out. Poor man had no one. I wouldn't be surprised if no one claimed his body either. He certainly thinks so when he remembers what likely happened to his body in his original life

Poor guy. You know this only gets worse as LBH ages. It's not only inappropriate, but SH is very afraid of men. I don't think a young alpha would help. His mind is warring with his body here and it would cause a lot of anguish. His reputation is going to tank further if someone finds out.

Oooh, this is good! SJ would be very confused about his behavior, figuring it is SJ. He doesn't know why his feelings about this kid are changing. He would not trust this at all.

Yes! Gotta love LQG. Liushen is wonderful and poor Binghe is gonna be very upset.

He tries it once and gets yelled at by two Shens. Not in front of his family! SJ is far too pleased about this.

I love this. Poor SY needing a herd, but he's so alone. He's just waiting for someone to come back. His Binghe, more friends. Aaaa, I love it.

LBH finally gets the "oh no my parent is embarrassing". ZZL is hiding. SQH does not remember writing TLJ like that, but knowing him it was a joke and now he's suffering. YQY has been doing the placid smile with varying threat levels all night. LQG is ready to explode. SY is perfectly happy.

It would be a disaster of epic proportions. Particularly given that LBH still has some feelings about TLJ and there's still a competition on who else gets to be dad. SJ can chase the rest off often but there definitely dinners with everyone. TLJ is /going/ to flirt because it's funny.

for this day in particular. SY splits his time between Qing Jing and the demon realm. He also has more freedom because SJ can't justify this anymore. Even if he fusses over SY every single time he comes home. And threatens that he'll castrate Binghe if he's made a grandfather this soon.

Binghe is allowed back on the mountain, mostly to fix any damage. Also court SY right and finish his training. Prove himself, basically. He does, even if SJ was trying to give him the most arduous trials to scare him off.
They get a very nice wedding, in the end. Mostly because YQY has been saving

years. Breaking/sealing Xin Mo gets Binghe free and lets him think on his own for the first time in years. He still wants SY, but YQY prepared by saying he needs to make up for what he's done and court SY properly. No kidnapping. SJ isn't too happy, but his kid is as stubborn as he is.

that MBJ is a very common guest on the mountain even if no one talks about it. That they don't care Binghe is a demon so much as that he's threatening their kid even if he doesn't mean to. Yes, he got tossed into the Abyss, but most demon parents do the same rather than suffer through the teenage

YQY would likely insist on helping in that fight since he's one of the few who could keep up asking with LQG. 3 vs 1 has a much better chance of getting the sword away and keeping it away. They do manage it. TLJ was already talked out of meeting the realms, since ZZL was smart enough to point out

Xin Mo also wants sex and he'd never want to hurt his SY. He wants to do this right. He wants to prove he can be a good husband, just like he tried hard before the Abyss to show that.

Sealing Xin Mo is something he'd agree to, but they have to break the influence first.

Is this likely to go better than canon? Hard to say. But SJ is committed and who else but a heavenly demon can fight his son enough to grab that damn sword? If they both die, bonus.

As for Binghe, he's trying very hard to fight off the influence but it's hard for him. Being around SY helps, but

I could 100% see SJ revealing this to TLJ and throwing HHP under the bus in exchange for help. Particularly if he found out that old creep likely did something with Su Xiyan's body. YQY is backing him up all the way, and SQH is there with the secret lore because the System gave tf up.

and heavenly demons in general. He finds some oddities they didn't know about as disciples and now he's wondering if TLJ would help or hurt this situation. This is more likely to happen if Huan Hua Palace starts sticking their noses in, because CQMS was trying to keep this quieter.

Which means we have one less way to do this violently. SJ may have complicated feelings about YQY, but he doesn't want him to die. Finding a solution is the best bet. This may be where we learn what the Old Palace Master did to Su Xiyan, since SJ was digging into his likely parents

He's begging his baba for help saving the one he loves. He'll come back home, but he wants Binghe. None of this would have happened if SJ hadn't pushed him. He wouldn't be in danger. Gotta get him in the guilt. During this, I could see YQY overusing his sword and we get that reveal.