Cucumber Salad

Please go eat

Happy birthday!!! I kinda wanna write you a thread as a late birthday present

yeah nvm, I've exhausted myself, I need a nap before I even try doing this again.

it was such a fun idea too. some YQY/SJ/SY with drama and affairs and arranged marriage and medieval lord of the north AU type thing

it got hurt and healing and man, I just have to try again after resting a little

Alright
I've decided.

I'm just going to write it even better, and NOT directly on bluesky where i risk losing my progress

I had to hand make my own drama cuss AO3 was down and so I wrote a huge ass thread to post

(gotta re-edit it cuss bluesky decided to be a bitch and reload while I was writing it all out)

Okay, so I just spent hours trying to copy and write more for a thing I just wrote-

And all of it just went away because bluesky decided to reload and discard it all

I want to scream.

👀👀

Adore o Luo Binghe como novo inicial.

#PokemonWindsWaves #scumvillain #svsss

I want him to be such a weirdo about it as they kiss all sloppy style

and he manages to somehow wiggle that logic to NOT be at all weird because this is technically not his brother even if they're biological brothers and this man looks like his brother and that makes him kinda hard- he's still not THIS Shen Yuan so-

yeah, its fine

Hes getting kinda hard from that look SJ is giving him and he doesn't want to seem strange so of course he goes along with it and-

Oh god he's making out with someone who looks like his Er-ge and technically IS his brother, well, this bodies brother

Please yes make more with me-

Like where are the twins in life? On CQM or did they end up somewhere else?

I can just imagine SJ being so pleased his brother finally shares his feelings, some codependency right there and SY trying to not act weird about it

OMG DEFINITELY LET ME KNOW IF YOU DO

This is such a rare ship, I so wanna see where this goes if you ever do write it!

A cover patchwork style. There's the title "Homsick", then "A cumplane fancomic", along with "Lemon Boi", the pseudo of the author. On the upper side there's a banner "A fanzine by a fan, for the fans" On the bottom, there's a patch with written "Hurt/Comfort and smut" in cap. At the front there's Xiang Fei, smiling. Back to him there's Shen Yuan, arms crossed, frowing. At the back, there's two drawings shaped like polaroid photos. The first show Xiang Fei and Shen Yuan laying down on a sheet. Both are flustered and blusing, looking at each other. Shen Yuan is on top while Xiang Fei is laying down on is back, his hand cupping gently Shen Yuan's cheek. Boths are wearing cloths. The second shows the same drawing but the focus is made on their legs intertwined. There's orange and green stars everywhere on the cover. The global tones are orange and green.

I realized I haven't posted the cover for my comic Homesick, so here you go <3
#cumplane #svsss

I wish there was a physical copy I could buy so I could ACTUALLY chew on this IRL

#svsss MORE PLANT YUANS. oh the perfection that is the plant yuans

Nature vs Nurture - Chapter 5 - Sad_Cat_Circus - 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own] An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Hey guys! I am sorry it took so long, but I finally got the next chapter out for Nature vs Nurture, and not only that, you get TWO OF THEM!!! So I hope u guys enjoy! I'll try to be a little more consistent next time 😘
archiveofourown.org/works/697520...

He drinks the tea right in front of SY too, with him being none the wiser

Of course it is, but if he can't have his favorite treat shoved inside him then what is his hole for??

I think emperor LBH who knows this is SJs favorite sweet treat and decides to give it to him a little bit differently

Asking him if he can taste it as he pushes it into his ass

OH HELL YEAH

Top tier, limp and warm inside of SY

Here's a couple:

Ellie

B positive

Cherryberry

Bethany

Brian

And my favorite:

Blood sacrifice

This is such a crazy take, and I'm all here for it 🍿👀

Now who will be eating him out? Because my immediate thought is YQY.

But consider Bingge

Emperor Bingge who likes to torment his old Shizun and current concubine

Oh man, I miss tanghulu

I need to know If it even works- do his efforts bare fruits? Or would it just stay comically limp while LBH is in his own personal heaven

I can't find it on AO3, but if I find it in my downloaded fics I will most definitely share!

#SVSSS I'm craving a fic I can't find

One where SQQ(I believe SY) has to please all of binghe's wives in some kind of deal with Bingge for his life (he thinks he's SJ)

And despite Bingges confidence that he won't, SY knows what every wife wants and how to get them to cum

Also potential in putting on a show, letting the cum drip out of the Fleshlight, in full view, just like how it's dripping out of him

And why not let his Shizun also feel what the real deal feels like, after he finds out his Shizun has never been with anyone in that way.

Promising his Shizun a tight fit. Let him use the Fleshlight more as something to catch his own cum so he can offer his Shizun a taste afterwards