Garrett 𒌐

freaking epic that's what

Updating my LEGO White House

The same people who lost their minds over renovations to Cracker Barrel are totally fine with the White House getting bulldozed

Discworld QOTD, from Feet of Clay

hell yeaj

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose

A photo of a sunflower yellow arm chair with a blanket draped over it, covering most of it and reaching the floor. The blanket has a pattern of cute prehistoric pals, as well as small fossils and little dinosaur footprints. There are a few prehistoric creature plushies on the armchair, nestled within the blanket, them being a velociraptor, an ankylosaurus, and a carnotaurus. There is a small table to the left of the armchair, a flowerpot with yellow and white stripes on top, and a stack of books at the bottom. Behind it, there is a cream-coloured reading light pointed at the armchair. There is a tree in the background, as well as a round-shaped bookshelf. It is a wonderfully cosy scene, that invites to curl up with the plushies and a good book!

A photo of the prehistoric pals blanket folded neatly into a long rectangle on top of a moss -green sofa. The blanket has printed fleece on one side, featuring the prehistoric pals patterned design, and has fluffy sherpa on the reverse. The sherpa is displayed as one corner being neatly pulled over the fleece. It makes you want to dive right into the softness!

Prehistoric pals blankets 🦕🦖

#FMA day!

game does bad: layoffs
game does about as expected: layoffs
game does great: layoffs

naked snake in a full crocodile suit smoking a cigar, he looks SO COOOOL

bless u mgsΔ for letting me go full croc in the cutscenes 🐊

Bullying works

made up a scenario in my head, scared myself with it, then made a purchase to soothe myself. dominant species on earth

Beavis and Butt-Head go to Silent Hill

They think they can keep the gasmilk to themselves but I see through their schemes

Yamato marker potrait 😊

#ONEPIECE

I heard there was a secret ooze that turned four reptiles into dudes, but you don’t really care for turtles do ya

...Bulldongs?

You will NEVER guess what this reply by a government agency is in response to.

Shake Hands with Grenades; Four Arms to Killing You; Nice to Meet You, I Will Beat You; Tug Your God Out; Curse Named Love; Will You Be My Enemy?; Quincy Archer Hates You; Goodbye, Halcyon Days; If You Call Me Beast, Kill You Like Tempest...so many good ones tbh

[God is Dead; Imminent God Blues; No Shaking Throne; Hear, Fear, Here]

[Bite at the Moon, End of Hypnosis, Deicide, The Princess Dissection - not putting the chapter cover since it's a spoiler]

Bleach honestly has the best chapter titles and volume titles and it's not even close
[Everything But The Rain; I Hate Loneliness But It Loves Me; Gray Wolf, Red Blood, Black Clothing, White Bones; Return of the God]

ME: [extremely burnt out] I need to take the day off to relax

ALSO ME: I wonder if there is a way that I could relax that would be more productive