Violet

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Idk why he is pranking us by putting two people into the ground in our yard and making them argue with us about tenants rights... I woke up before we got to confront him.. I woke up in the most confused state ever. Like.. what?? Any dream interpreters wanna explain this? 😬😂😂

Like How?? Why?? They were yelling at me about tenants rights or something and I'm just confused. We all have an argument when my partner is there and we get annoyed and go search the weird hole in our yard and idk what we found but we were pissed and like "God damn it! John Cena is pranking us!!!"

I woke up from a wild dream earlier this morning..
My dog found a bunny nest in the yard. I went to check on it and it was super deep and huge and led to a cavern? I was obsessed with the baby bunnies and petting them when I saw a hand.. wtf? Realized to younger adults/maybe teens were there?

My chihuahuas favorite playtime activity is recreating Mufasas death with her lil toy duck. Holds it at the edge of the bed with her paws then shoves it off, hops around, rescues, starts over. 😂

A picture of a squirrel standing tall with its head kind of thrown back. It's lil arms thrown out to the sides. There is text saying "I'm not like other girls. I'm literally just a squirrel"

#squirrel

The internet is a wild place. What tf do you mean an 8yr old should've somehow saved her kingdom after her family was 💀💀 and she lost her powers and had no training..? & She bought some books and dresses and home decor that reminded of her of home during a very traumatic time so she's awful 🙄🙄🙄 #tog

The internet is a wild place. What tf do you mean an 8yr old should've somehow saved her kingdom after her family was 💀💀 and she lost her powers and had no training..? & She bought some books and dresses and home decor that reminded of her of home during a very traumatic time so she's awful 🙄🙄🙄 #tog

-ch but they just make more. Driving me nuts..

How do ya'll prevent surprise bunny nests in your yard..? They have the entire backyard that stays mostly unbothered and half the front but they only make the nests where my dog spends time.. And I cannot get her to leave them alone.. we just keep destroying every nest attempt we see within her rea-

Frog

Listen, doc.. I can't lose weight because my chihuahua uses my fat rolls as a nose warmer when we don't have a blanket. Am I supposed to let her suffer?

My phone changes so many random things when I type something out that I've given up on trying to fix it.. sometimes it'll just repeatedly do it too...
"It'd be so cute" to "It's been so cute"
"It" is almost always changed to "Its"

Even just now changed "almost always" to "always always"

How did it answer both correctly and incorrectly at the same time 😭😂🤦

Starting to think there isn't enough therapy in the world to help me.

I just realized my phone corrected the word "terror" for no reason. 🤦

😅

Doctors really do love to gaslight you.
"Headaches are in no way linked to POTS"
"Your gall bladder is fine everything wrong with you is just your sugar"
"There's not really anything wrong with you, idk why you are dizzy"
"You aren't really even trying" 🥴

A small chihuahua with a black collar sitting in a stream of sunlight. The chihuahua is a reddish-tan color, the sunlight gives her fur an almost golden glow. She is squinting.

The same chihuahua, same situation, bit her eyes are a bit more open as she stares at the camera.

Shes such a pretty dog.
Hard to believe she is such a terrorist.
#cute #dog #chihuahua

Thinking about the time I made strawberry shortcake waffles and ate way too many so I wouldn't waste the stuff..
That was a few years ago, I haven't eaten waffles since.
When I see pics of them in my phone I get a bit nauseous.. which sucks cause they were amazing. 😭
#waffles #imissthem #why

Kind of depressing to realize you have one person who would be able to come to a graduation ceremony because basically none of your friends and family are local and times are too tough for anyone to travel. I'm not even friends with any of my class 🥲

a cartoon character named spongebob is holding a bunch of papers ALT: a cartoon character named spongebob is holding a bunch of papers

My brain right now after finishing a book that ended in a wild way...

I keep planning on finding another, but my brain is a mess...

The amount of SpongeBob references that pop up in my head every day is actually wild. I've watched maybe a handful of episodes in the last... 5? Years. But the childhood is strong. 😂

-en the super amazing staff offered me a ride home. Why am I like this? I really just decided it's not even that far and I'm totally capable. I *did* make it. But oof.. my body hates me rn. 😂

Not me getting anxious cause my ride through insurance for an appointment learned lyft isn't available for my area (last minute, like 35 min) and had to cancel my ride. So I got worked up and I decided to just walk, barely made it to the building, but had 5min to spare and bout cried with relief wh-

Me knowing I have to get ready to go to an appointment in about an hour: "maybe I should finally watch lord of the rings 🤔 extended edition..."

Fillings are an adventure when you need 2 injections to get numb enough 🥲
And now i can't use half my nose.

Can't wait to see how many i will need for 3 wisdom teeth getting removed 😬

Her favorite way to sleep. Bonus points if she is in my arms with her head on my shoulder.🥺🧡

Ever choke on a drink while still having a mouthful of drink and you dont want to spew everywhere so you force yourself to swallow before allowing yourself to cough, which only makes it worse when you do? And then you spend the next half hour coughing?
Yeah, I never have either...

Gotta have that hint of cheese flavor.

I spend too much time just having to tell myself to calm tf down and focus on one thing at a time so I don't overdo it and give up. 🥲 can't even read a book without staring to plan out 5 more I want to read after. 😭