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Christian British Husband Man

@christianbritman.bsky.social

Failed cumedian, mediocre husband and lover, I was funny one time and have been riding the high ever since. Voted “world’s sexiest eunuch” in 2023 and 2024!

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Latest posts by christianbritman.bsky.social on Bluesky

We are good! I just don’t use blue sky as much anymore! Hope you and the pups are doing well, and thanks for checking in us ❤️❤️

11.06.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love being an openly bisexual federal employee with a twitter account. Totally doesn't make me petrified that Elon will have me fired.

06.02.2025 19:27 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Two very well behaved pups

Two very well behaved pups

I love these little dorks

02.12.2024 22:49 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I like the word skeet

15.11.2024 16:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

There’s actually already a word for it! It’s called a kakistocracy!

15.11.2024 14:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bluesky needs explicit content warnings

14.11.2024 23:18 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lauren’s gonna love it

14.11.2024 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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One of my opticians also makes custom coffee cups. I fucking HAD to.

14.11.2024 00:03 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Great to see you made it over!

13.11.2024 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m glad I could provide you some relief

10.11.2024 16:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thank you :)

10.11.2024 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank you haha

10.11.2024 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Rudy Giuliani. I dm’ed him the words “Doody Giuliani” after the four seasons total landscaping debacle and he immediately blocked me.

10.11.2024 16:25 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
Cartoonized image of Link pulling the master sword from the pedestal in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. OP is getting this tattooed as part of his tattoo sleeve in February.

Cartoonized image of Link pulling the master sword from the pedestal in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. OP is getting this tattooed as part of his tattoo sleeve in February.

Getting this in black and gray (now with Alt text)

09.11.2024 20:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Getting the next part of my Zelda tattoo sleeve in February and I’m so excited!

09.11.2024 19:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love the lack of ads on bsky. I fucking hates seeing ads for bullshit crypto and trading websites every other tweet.

09.11.2024 16:01 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It was definitely a position of need and an injection of quality on a pretty lackluster D corps. It doesn’t undo the Leddy signing but mitigates a lot of its damage.

08.11.2024 21:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Goodness me I hope so

08.11.2024 21:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see why you like Heiskanen and Makar then. Tell you what, Broberg has REALLY impressed me, so it sucks he got hurt.

08.11.2024 21:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

There looks to be some hope. I have to hand it to Doug Armstrong. Recognized his roster mistakes, took accountability and is fixing them. Love a headstrong GM.

08.11.2024 21:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Love the Sasha comp! And genuinely jealous you got to witness that WJHC squad.

08.11.2024 21:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Worth noting I’m a blues fan lmao

08.11.2024 21:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I loved watching him play his rookie and sophomore years. Always grinding. Always playing hard, and very skillfully. I also remember him deking Alex Pietrangelo (possibly?) out of his skates during a game against the blues. Hard not to love his game.

08.11.2024 21:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m so glad to see Swifties able to post here without being subjected to vitriolic incel comments. Y’all deserve this space so much.

08.11.2024 21:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol. I tried to download an archive of my twitter data but it took me, via my email address, to my old twitter account and told me there was an error. Love that so much.

08.11.2024 20:56 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I cannot express adequately how much I admire that

08.11.2024 19:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank goodness you do not have it! Sucks that you had to pay OOP for the test. Outstanding work on your part too to be able to piece that together!

08.11.2024 19:24 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But failing to disclose a highly hereditary degenerative disease is an almightily shitty thing to do. I’m so sorry

08.11.2024 19:22 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My god that is unconscionably horrible. That adoption agency is FUCKED.

08.11.2024 19:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So much respect for rangers fans. Some of the most loyal in the league. Hope you enjoy hockey, it’s a lil different but very fun.

08.11.2024 19:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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