Michael sisto

The picture I took of the wheat field turned out grainy.

When the supermodel saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she’d dye.

The King found the uprising to be a peasant surprise.

I took my cell phone to a small town,
only one bar.

The tomato turned red when it saw the salad dressing.

Money spent on the swimming pool caused the company’s profits to take a dive.

They say life is short, but it’s actually one of the longest things you can do

How can you tell the difference between a dog and tree? By their bark.

Weight-conscious people don’t like food going to waist.

Looting a pharmacy could be called pillaging.

When I was in school, I had to put my grades up for adoption because I couldn’t raise them

What’s the plural of bezos?

The bumblebee got married when he finally found his honey.

Pregnancy only lasts 9 months, but it feels like a maternity.

Dead batteries were given out free of charge.

The new theory on inertia doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

Lions don’t worry about unimportant details, just the mane things.

Government officials should realize that unemployment just isn’t working.

Drawing cartoons for living requires someone who is very animated.

The horse parade went down mane street.

Each dentist has his own floss-ophy on how to keep teeth clean.

I feel like of all the ways to die, eating right and staying fit your whole life is by far the worst.

I started sleeping in the fireplace to help with my insomnia. Now I sleep like a log.

When the male cow started putting on the moves, the female cow said she wasn’t in the mood.

Pre-shredded cheese should be banned in the United States. Let’s make America grate again.

If you wear a blindfold at the shooting range, you’ll never know what you’re missing.

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

I can’t drink milk. I lactose genes required to digest it.

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