Jeffrey Ross-Ibarra

Can’t imagine why you’d say so ;)

I forwarded on your requests, but the provost's office deemed it "non-urgent" and, given the budget situation, declined

Excellent, you are welcome to use the Dan Chair.

Hmm. We accept petitions for exemptions.

If your name is Dan, you always have a place in my office (I coadvise three students with @spicybotrytis.bsky.social and Dan Runcie so this seat gets a lot of use)

A watermelon is one berry Harmit. Of course serving size is one berry.

This is ludicrous. If each triangle was meant to be eaten separately why are they *stuck together*? Nobody gives you an orange and says "serving size: one segment".

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Doesn’t matter how many times this happens I still somehow think they’re not gonna call my bluff. But they do.

There’s a parade of recent PhD grads with swords and top hats through town. Pretty badass.

Have you tried p<0.2 instead? I hear it’s all the rage.

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Some good dating advice from Gary Larson.

Nine is the ennead of DSBs

Agree with Stephen, I like it even better than wrath of khan. I don't think I qualify as a die-hard trekkie, but I have seen 100% of the original series and TNG

If you need more bsky.app/profile/stai...

one chiasma, two double crossover, three pretzel, four chromosome explosion

We realized we were paying more per kid than UC tuition and decided "gee I guess we don't need to save for college"

One octopus two octopata :)

The plural is chiasmatodes.

This is what occurs to me every single time.

That photo is from 1994. My painted portrait made in 2018 shows I — unlike the rest of you — haven’t aged a day

New proposal: all faculty profile pics and all posters should have the date clearly visible. In many academic dept hallways some of both date back to the 20th century.

NOW you tell me, I'm already on the 10 heading west...

Finnish is so cool and weird.

Why is this an or? Why can't I have Pepa Pig being chased by a T-rex through my soup?

Argh you’re right.

It looks like this right?

Phd dissertation using the term for GWAS in 2007 core.ac.uk/download/pdf...

2008 paper claiming to coin the idea... but a totally different kind of graph