Mindfulness is really having a moment.
6) Don’t do it for adulation. Help your drunk friends get help.
7) Don’t do it as a mid-life crisis. Or do!
8) Don’t do it to be an influencer. Go to therapy.
9) Do it.
10) If you want to.
Good luck!
Comedy advice:
1) Don’t do it for money. Do it for the love of editing clips.
2) Don’t do it for fame. Do it for the love of emailing.
3) Don’t do it for status. Do it for the 6am flights.
4) Don’t do it as therapy. Go to therapy.
5) Don’t do it because friends say you’re funny. They’re drunk.
That’s what I said.
Air Conditioning = AC
Washington = DC
Hahaha totally
Air Conditioning / Washington
Ideally everyone in the band is also into Roman numerals.
#standup #funny #jokes #comedy #standupcomedy
How many tabs do you usually have open at one time in your brain?
Once I saw an ad that said "Don't miss the show that everyone is talking about!" and I'd never heard of it, and that felt good.
Ha thank you!
Sure!
We all know about “Baby Teeth” but what about a “Teeth Baby”?
Check out my new comedy album “Live In Between Albums 2: Rocky Mountain Hi!” dropping on all streaming services March 13th #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #funny #comedian
Won’t anyone think of the hurricanes?
6) only take in comedy and your comedy runs the risk of being an impression of that comedy
7) take in philosophy, science, mystery, horror if you like being scared, culture of all kinds, pop or otherwise
8) most importantly, do comedy
9) or don’t
10) do whatever you want, i’m not your boss
(2/2)
Comedy advice:
1) watch comedy
2) learn from other comics
3) ENJOY other comics
4) watch NON-comedy
5) read books, listen to music, watch dance
(1/2)
Wisconsin!
March 26 (two weeks from today!)!
I, Myq Kaplan, headline the Comedy Cabin in Janesville, WI!
Hope to see you there!
Tickets at Myqkaplan.com or Punchup.live/myqkaplan!
PS thanks to Rini for the poster design!
#standup #comedy #funny #standupcomedy
Haha sure!
I am grateful that there are truly so many funny people on this app.
Many of them on purpose!
If you ever feel like you have butterflies in your stomach, just be grateful that that’s the stage of life that those creatures are in, at that point.
#standup #comedy #jokes #standupcomedy #funny
Last week, I went to see @toddglass.bsky.social live.
The title of the show was The Event of a Lifetime, and that is no exaggeration.
There was comedy, there was music, there was human connection, there was art.
I laughed SO MUCH.
If you have the chance to see Todd and his band, DO IT!
Thank you!
7) 3 is most important
8) Yoda said “do or do not there is no try” but I say there IS try
9) have fun (or at least TRY to)
10) NOW stop reading comedy advice (because this is the last item on the list), just create comedy
(3/3)
4) condition 1: it comes from a knowledgeable source who really gets it, like me
5) condition 2: you like the advice and think it will help
6) condition 3: you try it and it DOES help
(2/3)
Comedy advice:
1) stop reading comedy advice, just create comedy
2) ok fine you can read MY advice
3) and you can read other advice but only follow it under certain conditions
(1/3)
We are live with @myqkaplan.bsky.social at 5 PM EST
www.crowdcast.io/c/5u66kswyo4s3
Coachella-ella-ella
#standup #standupcomedy #funny #comedy #jokes
Krypto is a dog from Krypton.
So there should be a dog from Earth either named Eart or Eartho.
Batman has a lot of money which makes sense because he's got ATM right there in his name.
I feel like at least PART of jazz must have something to do with the notes they DO play, right?
In a recent post, I mentioned the 1992 film “Single White Female.”
A thoughtful commenter told me that “modern people” never saw the movie, and here is a screen shot of what followed, which I see as a conversation between two of the most modern people ever!
I welcome your thoughts!
