I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
There will be a documentary one day about the epic downfall of Buzzfeed
Nyx baby No
they’re calling it the least appetizing drive thru sign of all time bob
Oh, so everybody’s like really out of money
Trans people existing is more important than eating at chili's or watching Harry Potter on HBO. I have no problem throwing all these companies in the dustbin
reminds of a photo my wife took our first morning waking up with nyx
WBAL in Baltimore helping viewers understand the difference between watches and warnings
i cannot believe we are into year 2 of the groyper regime, the camps are open and the state is revoking id's, and we are still getting "oppressed minorities are kinda rude on the internet :/" hand-wringing
yeah we're a little tense right now, believe it or not. fucking shut the fuck up about it
when you’re arguing about politics here on bluesky just remember there’s a young sheldon spinoff called george and mandy’s first marriage that’s watched by millions of people
Yall don’t get it, you can use two slurp juices on two separate spinoffs of Young Sheldon which is itself a spinoff of another show which you can also use slurp juice on
My wife’s sweet young coworker today, re accessibility, very sincerely:
“Do we have a menu for deaf people?”
she was up until bath time
it was fun coming home from work to this
Really more question of would it be better to pee my pants in front of a client and coworker or would it be better to pee in the trashcan under my desk?
My door handle broke and I got trapped in my office with a client, an extern, and two great dane puppies earlier today which wouldn't have been so bad except I already had to pee so I definitely had to ponder some questions I never thought I would have to ponder during my time awaiting rescue.
I gotta say this war has led me to believe that 95% of military spending in the US just goes to defense contractor shareholders and nothing else. Like what do you mean the US just decommissioned its only mine defusing boats in the gulf and there’s no replacements?
No progress please help
"mdni" on bluesky is so funny dawg everyone here was alive when watergate broke
gotta be another way to do this
Accidentally left the dog gate unlocked so the dogs escaped containment today and had run of the house but they only destroyed a single pair of shoes so
I want to reassure my followers that even though Bluesky has a new CEO, I still remain 100% committed to my mission of making your experience of using this website as unpleasant as possible
Captain Hook: I want that Tink Obliterated
who called it wearing suspenders and not comeuppants
This puts me at 10 people released. I filed my 1st habeas petition 29 days ago. I am an incredibly small-time, nobody lawyer who knew nothing about immigration law the day I submitted that case. I barely know any more today. I had never sued the federal government and now I've beaten them 10 times.
The biggest problem with genAI enthusiasts is that they do not transform into bulgogi on command.
Just learned about the existence of Joe Spreadsheet, the beefcake 80s spreadsheet software mascot a la Mavis Beacon
this is one of my favorite games ever, truly fantastic game, ahead of its time
Awesome avi I found on FB
you could say the little fella has…
drip
