Ben Shute

The original snake oil salesman of social media.

Today is National Human Trafficking Awareness Day

Three Doors Down must be gutted they won’t get to play all their hit at the inauguration

META is just beta with “masculine energy”

The first two weeks of 2025 have been the longest decade ever.

Do you think Mike Johnson’s son has had to silence notifications given how much his dad is screwing America right now?

He should probably have a word with McDonalds then

So disingenuous to listen to Joe and Mika rabbit on about Trump today when they went and kissed the ring.

Do you think if we cut and paste that Facebook disclaimer, it’ll fix stuff?

Honestly, Squid Game is a lot like America will be for the next 4 years. People continually voting the wrong way and playing more childish games thinking they will get rich when there is a better chance of getting shot

I don’t think it’s a coincidence that Zuck made these changes at the same time Trump complaining about Musk.

Zuck is the Pick Me CEO.

Does anyone know the “national security” reason that Shitler wants Greenland for?

Where’s a bird strike when you need one?

Lots of regretted user seconds over on Xreads…

Ok, we’re back over here.

Is there any other country that shuts down their government on the regular because of debt, or is it just another uniquely American thing like school shootings and terrible healthcare?

After dinner, Zuckerberg and Musk fought in a makeshift octagon made out of classified document boxes and Trump guitar strings while Dana White officiated and Joe Rogan commentated.

It’d be awesome if the following businesses could offer Black Friday deals:

- supermarkets
- utility providers
- mechanics

These two should have a lot of common interests to not talk about

The best people.

a group of men in historical costumes with the words nobody knows above them ALT: a group of men in historical costumes with the words nobody knows above them

“There will be 1.2 Gaetz’s to a Scaramucci”

“But how many Hegseth’s to a Musk?”

Same vibe

Have we got a starter pack of Aussies on here?

Love this for him. One of the best “find out” moments we’ve had.

The winners from Trumps cabinet picks:

- Putin
- pedos
- polio

The Onion delivers a bright spot in the last few weeks by buying InfoWars.

Just perfect.

At least Tulsi can save time on being briefed on Russian threats. How’s that for government efficiency?

So Gaetz's resignation and AG nomination is entirely about killing the House ethics report that probably says he's a proud pedophile. Really on the nose corruption stuff from Trump et al.

Will be interested to see what the Tyson fight does for Netflix subscriber numbers.

The problem with Threads is too often I’ll read something that I think is hilarious and then realise the algo is serving me my own content.