Travis Stern

I don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard.

MITCHELL!

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There was one day when you heard this commercial on TV and didn't know it was for the last time.

Now you're written a slogan for a bidet company.

I understand this is blasphemous to say during the post-Thanksgiving weekend, but I really don't like leftovers.

@profanity.accountant I think I know the number*but let's get a second look from an outside expert.

*Unless it also counts shared posts/reposts

I don't know how many things are more annoying than a weather person trying to be cute or go viral during a weather event but it can't be more than 15.

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Slayage: The International Journal of Buffy+ and the Association for the Study of Buffy+ invite proposals for the eleventh biennial Slayage Conference (SC11).

Illinois State University in Normal Illinois, 9-12 July 2026

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I wrote a book about pro ballplayers, melodrama, and why these guys being bad stage performers created more authenticity for their images. To be fair, the total interested audience for this overlap is less than the number of people in a small town, but I'm from a small town so I'm fine with that.

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Gotta keep the Lovely Ladies team.

Every day that you don't talk about the 90s sitcom Roc is a day you've wasted.

If they had studs, they wouldn't be tearing it all down.

Could only afford him or Pozo. They made their choice.🙂

I just started my collection of his cards this summer. It's one of the things that reminds me of my dad.

Mars Needs Shortstops

CEO: We need to cut costs.

Accountant: We paid you $50 million last year. You are being paid $1 million for this meeting.

CEO: Who's that in the hallway?

Accountant: That's Greg. He is the only thing keeping this company together. We pay him in nickels and Grubhub gift cards.

CEO: Fire Greg.

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Hey podcast people, I love talking baseball whenever and wherever. Yeah I’ve got a business, but I’ve also been researching the origins and evolution of scoring in baseball so I’m full of history too! If you need off season content please consider me 🙏🙏

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I'm probably not the most up to date on my theology, but I think Sammy Hagar was just elected to be the next pope.

Draft Day has recently joined The Martian as one of the movies I'll watch whenever I see it on the listings. What can I say: I like sci-fi/ fantasy.

HEY AUTHORS! Your book could be there being read by your cat

#writersky #authorsky

HEY all you #writers celebrate #pubday with an #illustration of YOUR cat reading YOUR book.

Great for making stickers or other promotional merch—several #authors already have to great acclaim!
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Starts at a mere $50. DM me.

Early #caturday

#SongsOfALostWorld

That's the kind of attention to detail that $18M/year gets you from a coach. At only $15M, you never know where the coach might tell a kicker to kick it.

Thomas.
SHOW ME YOUR WOUNDS!

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Hello. I am not Joe Pera. But I am dressed up like him for Halloween. While some may choose their costume with the intention to play a trick on others & provide a good-natured fright, I have chosen to be a hard-working yet humble middle school choir teacher. Now that is a treat everyone can enjoy.

"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles." I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.

oh my god

My wife and I are both going through strategic planning processes at our jobs, and we're sitting at home now attempting to reconcile what buzzwords seem to be trending right now.

Three pitches. Two home runs.

Nah, you should keep going. This is high quality nonsense.