mike

Taking the time to fix the airport.

Survival of the shitest.

Today I’ve had three coffees, a sausage egg McMuffin, and two beers. My body is a temple.

As a Dodgers fan, I’m ecstatic. As a Canadian, I’m a little sad.

My new baseball hat got here today, which I'm taking as a sign the Dodgers are coming out on top tonight.

Hell yeah brother.

Bonus points that it doesn't make me sick to play.

Metal Eden is like Doom 2016, but fun.

If I were the Dodgers, I would simply hit the ball and get more points than the other team.

PEPOLE WILL GET ADDICTED TO ANY OLD SHIT NOW , TRY SOMETHING THAT ACTUALALY INTERACTS WITH YOUR RECEPTORS DUMMASS , "IM ADDICTED TO GOONING" GROW UP AND TURN OFF SOME OF YOUR MONITORS!!! SORRY BUT GROW UP!!!! "IM ADDICTED TO CHAT GPT" OK WELL IM ADDICTED TO TALKING TO A LIBRARY BOOK THAT I CHECKED OUT , BECUASE IM FUCKIN STUPID,,, SOME TIME'S IN LIFE YA JUST GOTTA ACCEPT YOUR NOT THE CREAM OF THE CREAM, YOUR JUST A REGULAR PERSON WHO EAT'S FOOD THAT COMES IN A CARDBOARD BOX , ME TOO, BUT I DONT TALK TO MY COMPUTER , AND IM DUMB AS SHIT, ANYWAY THE TEXT "YHOUR ADDICTED TO CHATING WITH GPT, EVER HEARD OF DRINKING BEER" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

COME ON - dashare.zone ADMIN

They’re all so insanely out of touch.

RIP New World.

14,000 people lost their jobs today because $70 billion in profit wasn't enough. There's something fundamentally wrong with that.

Dead Static Drive (2025) Dead Static Drive is a horror survival adventure. You're on the road. The world begins to fall apart in front of you. Your friendships will make every bit of difference as order collapses and the people you meet fight for their own survival. Sneak, scavenge, fight, befriend, barricade and bunker-in or steal a car and drive off into the sunset. There's no escape; there's only what you choose to do with the little time that's left.

Stoked to see Dead Static Drive finally has a release date. Feels like I've had that game on my wishlist forever.

https://backloggd.com/games/dead-static-drive/

Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.

Enter the grifterverse.

https://www.theverge.com/tech/806492/bored-ape-yacht-club-bayc-crypto-metaverse-otherside-yuga-labs

I don’t know about you, but I love getting promotional emails for products that have been out of stock for weeks.

Remember when computers did what we expected them to do?

You know, Lumalee from the Mario movie was really onto something.

Whoa.

Break open a dead MMO and find what goofs and horrors await in Gorgon's Garden Gorgon's Garden is about a fictitious, dead MMO, and the horrors that await you when you play it again for the first time in years.

This sounds fucking rad.

www.rockpapershotgun.com/break-open-a...

Nintendo having a character who streams in their game when they themselves have been such pricks about people streaming their games is a bit too on the nose.

Just call it Halo ffs.

Hard to overstate how crazy Halo on PlayStation is. I remember the days of Killzone constantly being marketed as a "Halo killer". If you told me then that we'd eventually see Halo on other consoles, I'd have never believed you.

You just know someone in marketing came up with “Halo: Campaign Evolved”.

It's exactly what I'd expect from MS to be honest.

Image of Microsoft's new AI companion Mico.

This is kindergarten shit.

Two news stories about Apple. The first one claims they’re on a short list of donors to Trump’s White House renos. The second says they owe the UK $1.5 billion because of App Store fees.

Smells like karma.

But does it break when AWS goes down?

Rest in peace, my dude.