Gnome Anne

IM LOSING MY MIND you mean theyre not even imperial??? They’re just a completely different unique system that uses all the same words, for FUN!??

Honestly I’d prefer that. Don’t call it the same thing if it’s a different thing!

WAIT I THOUGHT THEY WERE IMPERIAL?!?

All other measuring cups I have are metric.

Food processor and blender measurements are american cups too.

Plastic measuring cup, ml unspecified

Glass measuring cup (for liquid), 1 cup is 250ml

Metal measuring cup, scoop style. 1 cup is 237 ml

Ha. Ha. Ha.

Turns out a lot of kitchen devices and material in Canada come from the US.

A Canadian pint is just a vibe — could be either

it drives me bonkers

One day the US will adopt metric but they’re gonna be like “oh this is an AMERICAN gram” and it’s 1.776g

Plastic measuring cup (scoop)

I’m talking about these things — a teaspoon isn’t the actual size of a teaspoon, a cup isn’t the size of a cup, and I wish everyone would just use ml or g

And recipes are never labelled as American!!! AHHHHHHHHHH

No recipe has ever specified “US cup” — many say 1 cup (250ml) and some just say 1 cup which I guess means 236.588ml?!??!

What do you MEAN a cup is 250ml but an American cup is 236.588ml?! So when I use my scoop to measure an American recipe it’s WRONG even though I’m adding 1 cup?!

I just learned about metric vs imperial cups, and I’m livid.

Go listen to this! It's so gooood!!!

Omg thank you so much!!

Looking for a #horror tale to get you into that autumnal mood?

Wayward Autumnal is a sylvan horror of feminine monstrosity. A dark fairy tale in a lush, twisted wood 🍂

It's completely improvised using Under the Autumn Strangely. It's an audio story, but I put my whole ass into the visuals. ENJOY!

Yaaaay!

You can. they are much cheaper than smart phones. But the cheapest phone of all is the one I already own.

Wake Up Calls

Spotify link: open.spotify.com/album/74ExKX...

It’s forest sounds, melancholy, hopeful, strange wonderful music

Wake up calls, by Cosmo Sheldrake. Album cover is an illustration of a barn owl.

I just need people to know about this album and know this is what my heart sounds like

I love narrative ones that are things like “make it gayer” or “make it sexier” — those always get out of hand and super silly and bring in $!

Goodreads Discover and share books you love on Goodreads.

if you would like more guidance, this book is good www.goodreads.com/book/show/35...

Delete all the apps :)

remove all the apps :)

Ppl always say "just do a little bit every day so it doesn't get away from you" and I've always been like WHEN!? Because spending my PRECIOUS LITTLE FREE TIME cleaning sounds like hell.
But if it's a task that's secretly inside other tasks? WAY EASIER!

The wildest side effect of "dumbing" my phone is how much cleaner my house is. Turns out that all those small moments (waiting for the kettle to boil or toaster to pop), if I can't scroll, I get bored and just tidy???
ADHD hack: cleaning as fidgeting.

Bout to hit the hay, count sheep, take my 40 winks, get that honk shoo me me me, saw some logs, catch some z’s, if you get my drift

I have a heating pad and I preheat my bed and it’s THE BEST

The colder it is outside, the warmer I need it to be inside. It’s cosmic balance.

(the cold gets in my bones)