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Christine Bryant-Ryback

@hootbot.bsky.social

Software Engineering Manager in civic tech consulting / @hootbot on Twitter / Charlottesville, Virginia / married to @emily.gorcen.ski / she/her

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Post image 15.02.2026 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 11384    πŸ” 2718    πŸ’¬ 86    πŸ“Œ 317

Ahem, first graduating class to attend all four years there, that is - so I got a full four years of experiencing the consequences of some interesting choices there

11.02.2026 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is hilarious to me, because I was in the first graduating class of Monticello High and it basically *opened* already over capacity - we had classes in trailers at a brand new school in 1998. Hand-wringing about Albemarle school capacity re: housing when that ship sailed like two decades ago lol

11.02.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
09.02.2026 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 11369    πŸ” 3003    πŸ’¬ 68    πŸ“Œ 42

wife

04.02.2026 03:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please tell Freya we said she is a Good Girl

03.02.2026 01:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

In all likelihood I probably conflated some of my 1993 and 1996 Albemarle County storm memories when I shared them with Emily, but each definitely amounted to 1-2 weeks without power and my family had no backup generator for the well water, so all-in-all some bad times were had

03.02.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Allll the time! πŸ₯° Love my sweet cornchip man

03.02.2026 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please tell Buddy Queso he’s a good boy!

03.02.2026 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Our Queso’s shelter name was β€œChili Cheese Frito aka Charlie” - foster family called him Charlie Brown because the shelter name was too silly, shelter folks abbreviated him to ChiliCheese anyway, and I chose to not choose sides πŸ˜‚

03.02.2026 00:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
28.01.2026 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 15981    πŸ” 6267    πŸ’¬ 46    πŸ“Œ 34

So it’s going to be THAT kind of week, huh

27.01.2026 00:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why yes, I am seeking distractions from the news

24.01.2026 18:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sad I missed her last show here, I love her

24.01.2026 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The kombucha makes sense given how much of Dry January is left and how delightful a snowday beverage is

24.01.2026 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the smartest things I ever argued for on SCSS projects back in the day was basically keeping every custom z-index as a variable and all keeping all those variables listed in one place - still some random choices but slightly easier to reason with holistically

20.01.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Still jealous of my former coworker who had that mousepad where the boob shape was repurposed for a corgi butt

18.01.2026 21:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is extremely my esthetic, especially because I have green eyes and am terrified of LASIK, I need body horror wired mouse

18.01.2026 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

08.01.2026 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2881    πŸ” 983    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 37

I got β€œmelancholy” πŸ˜‘

02.01.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Inner millennial or inner paladin?

28.12.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was actually pleasantly surprised by the sauce given my expectations but sometimes Emily and I lovingly disagree on sauce in general

26.12.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A photo to expand on Emily’s photo in more detail, showing the full display of one of the many amazing sets of furniture at the Czech Cubism exhibition. All the textiles (some reproduced, some original) in this museum were just fantastic to the point where I need a deep dive on just those.

26.12.2025 15:19 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Mercy Diablo for me please, two packets should do it

25.12.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Very happy I still have a week of vacation left, but I am starting to look forward to sitting down at a US restaurant again and being given my giant glass of free ice water 🧊🚰

24.12.2025 09:52 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Or that ruiner of any pay-by-the-pound gummy purchase, β€œoooo they have the GOOD gummy sharks”

23.12.2025 12:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As someone who regularly had a shopping list of Haribo and Katjes gummies for Emily to bring me back from Germany, this is a normal amount of $ for gummies but why did they go all in on bears? No worms? No cola bottles? No peachy penguins???

23.12.2025 12:07 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michael Caine Loves 'The Muppet Christmas Carol' as Much as You Do God bless us, every one! But especially Michael Caine.

it is almost Christmas which means it’s Muppet Christmas Carol season and that, in turn, means it is time to revisit this delightful interview with Michael Caine, who loves everything about that movie even more than you do

20.12.2025 17:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1488    πŸ” 415    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 23

Began my ~2 weeks of PTO abroad, and Day 1 was dedicated to catching up on sleep. I slept 11 hours, then my wife woke me up at 2pm to tell me she was going out to find coffee, and then I consciously decided to just pass back out until whenever she woke me for dinner. A perfect day πŸ’―

19.12.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cardamom makes almost everything better. Homebrewed stout, yogurt that’s a little too sweet, rubs for smoked pork, the already perfect French toast recipe that @emily.gorcen.ski makes, cardamom is my BFF

18.12.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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