@hootbot.bsky.social
Software Engineering Manager in civic tech consulting / @hootbot on Twitter / Charlottesville, Virginia / married to @emily.gorcen.ski / she/her
Ahem, first graduating class to attend all four years there, that is - so I got a full four years of experiencing the consequences of some interesting choices there
11.02.2026 02:40 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is hilarious to me, because I was in the first graduating class of Monticello High and it basically *opened* already over capacity - we had classes in trailers at a brand new school in 1998. Hand-wringing about Albemarle school capacity re: housing when that ship sailed like two decades ago lol
11.02.2026 02:29 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0wife
04.02.2026 03:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Please tell Freya we said she is a Good Girl
03.02.2026 01:10 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0In all likelihood I probably conflated some of my 1993 and 1996 Albemarle County storm memories when I shared them with Emily, but each definitely amounted to 1-2 weeks without power and my family had no backup generator for the well water, so all-in-all some bad times were had
03.02.2026 01:08 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Allll the time! π₯° Love my sweet cornchip man
03.02.2026 01:02 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Please tell Buddy Queso heβs a good boy!
03.02.2026 00:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Our Quesoβs shelter name was βChili Cheese Frito aka Charlieβ - foster family called him Charlie Brown because the shelter name was too silly, shelter folks abbreviated him to ChiliCheese anyway, and I chose to not choose sides π
03.02.2026 00:40 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0So itβs going to be THAT kind of week, huh
27.01.2026 00:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why yes, I am seeking distractions from the news
24.01.2026 18:25 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm sad I missed her last show here, I love her
24.01.2026 01:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The kombucha makes sense given how much of Dry January is left and how delightful a snowday beverage is
24.01.2026 01:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0One of the smartest things I ever argued for on SCSS projects back in the day was basically keeping every custom z-index as a variable and all keeping all those variables listed in one place - still some random choices but slightly easier to reason with holistically
20.01.2026 17:37 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Still jealous of my former coworker who had that mousepad where the boob shape was repurposed for a corgi butt
18.01.2026 21:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is extremely my esthetic, especially because I have green eyes and am terrified of LASIK, I need body horror wired mouse
18.01.2026 21:21 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"
08.01.2026 01:58 β π 2881 π 983 π¬ 23 π 37I got βmelancholyβ π
02.01.2026 02:09 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Inner millennial or inner paladin?
28.12.2025 13:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was actually pleasantly surprised by the sauce given my expectations but sometimes Emily and I lovingly disagree on sauce in general
26.12.2025 21:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A photo to expand on Emilyβs photo in more detail, showing the full display of one of the many amazing sets of furniture at the Czech Cubism exhibition. All the textiles (some reproduced, some original) in this museum were just fantastic to the point where I need a deep dive on just those.
26.12.2025 15:19 β π 37 π 5 π¬ 2 π 0Mercy Diablo for me please, two packets should do it
25.12.2025 12:07 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Very happy I still have a week of vacation left, but I am starting to look forward to sitting down at a US restaurant again and being given my giant glass of free ice water π§π°
24.12.2025 09:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Or that ruiner of any pay-by-the-pound gummy purchase, βoooo they have the GOOD gummy sharksβ
23.12.2025 12:16 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As someone who regularly had a shopping list of Haribo and Katjes gummies for Emily to bring me back from Germany, this is a normal amount of $ for gummies but why did they go all in on bears? No worms? No cola bottles? No peachy penguins???
23.12.2025 12:07 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0it is almost Christmas which means itβs Muppet Christmas Carol season and that, in turn, means it is time to revisit this delightful interview with Michael Caine, who loves everything about that movie even more than you do
20.12.2025 17:31 β π 1488 π 415 π¬ 21 π 23Began my ~2 weeks of PTO abroad, and Day 1 was dedicated to catching up on sleep. I slept 11 hours, then my wife woke me up at 2pm to tell me she was going out to find coffee, and then I consciously decided to just pass back out until whenever she woke me for dinner. A perfect day π―
19.12.2025 19:33 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cardamom makes almost everything better. Homebrewed stout, yogurt thatβs a little too sweet, rubs for smoked pork, the already perfect French toast recipe that @emily.gorcen.ski makes, cardamom is my BFF
18.12.2025 02:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0