École des Bro-Arts

A button down short sleeve shirt printed with bright rainbow care bears, ranging from muscular to chubby, in various ropes, jockstraps, and thongs

The most incredible thrift store find

@pupatlas.bsky.social wait do *oof* we go to the same therapist? He keeps *hnnggh* telling me to *zzzzzzzzz*

@pupatlas.bsky.social you know what's great for joint health? Wrapping your big arms around a good boy's neck

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(hi it's me I'm the good boy)

I'm expensive sushi /
I'm a cute huge yacht

A screenshot of my complaint, titled "Mandatory email service announcements which are just spam", and a screenshot of a Google Analytics email telling you to "Get the most from Google Analytics with personalized tips" and a footer saying it's impossible to unsubscribe because this announcement is mandatory

An email from Google Analytics informing me that my post was taken down "due to a violation of our 'Irrelevant Content' Policy".

The irony of Google responding to a complaint about their irrelevant spam emails that you cannot unsubscribe from by flagging the complaint itself as "irrelevant content" is... not lost on me.

The video of my BugBash talk, "Jepsen 17: ACID Jazz" is out now! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8cG2hh10SQ

The folks over at Drummer just released a compendium of all of Bill Ward's DRUM comics. Hot *damn* this is a fun book.

https://store.drummermen.com/product/drum-bill-ward/

"her claim to have had sex with 1057 clients over the course of 12 hours"

Top that, gays! https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/aug/03/uk-pornography-taskforce-to-propose-banning-barely-legal-content-after-channel-4-documentary-airs

Tired: "Bearwell!"
Wired: "Brawn voyage!"

I adore sparkling milk. It's heifervescent!

God there's just... Really, REALLY good butts at the gym today

Sitting next to this mom and son getting ready to take the train and the son, perhaps 12 years old, is delivering a minute by minute update on the train's location, what the conductor might be doing, conjecturing about which cars might be splitting off for various routes, etc, and I have never […]

Discovered today that a silicone swim cap stretched over the face can make for a real fun breath control scene. Wooooof.

Got to try out a vac rack this weekend and hooooo boy that is a brain melting TRIP. Hypno earbuds, hooked up to an edge-o-matic, various diabolical things done to me by the top. Got to return the favor that evening too, which was a blast.

There's this older African woman here in the most stunning print dress and white-and-gold embroidered shawl, and she's been asking wordlessly for help charging her phone. All three of us around her have been trying different plugs, chargers, cables, but nothing quite worked. I dug out my power […]

An international "Murder, She Wrote" would of course star Angela Wansbury.

A Lego kit called the "Invisible Hand", immediately followed by an "only at Target" badge

A mockery

Zapa 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@Zapa@pixelfed.social) 💦

This is an entire mood. I have not been in a pool this summer and I cannot wait. https://pixelfed.social/p/Zapa/853980239789133739

@dkub "This could fix me"

My rear brakes with little red cleats.

This is such a little thing but when the local bike shop replaced my brakes they put in these cool red cleats where everything used to be black, and every time I look down it makes me smile. Fuck yeah, red brakes.

🎶 Descovy
Fabulously
After Truvada

Take your PrEP
Once daily step
To stop HIV... 🎶

Occasionally I remember the (to my childhood eyes) unparalleled grandeur that was the Portland waterfront Old Spaghetti Factory, with its wood paneling, Tiffany lamps, and massive chandeliers. I wonder how it would hold up as an adult...

Also now I want spumoni 😇

A sign on gym equipment saying "Out of order: cushion broke due to slamming"

Girl, same

A+, no notes

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheNinthHouse/comments/1m6dpua/misc_impromptu_cosplay/

I would play the FUCK out of a Ninth House dungeon crawler / point-and-click adventure game

I have had an actual ADHD diagnosis for almost 30 years and have had "make ADHD appointment to ask about adult meds" on my todo list for, like, a decade now 💀

could a person with ADHD do THIS? *books a dermatology appointment after talking about it for six years*

A weird thing I just found in Death Stranding: the giant jellyfish in the F3 crater will, if you run up to it, teleport you to the other side of the continent?

No thoughts, database empty https://xcancel.com/jasonlk/status/1946073902805115256#m

Paging @psyfe https://www.reddit.com/r/BadMtgCombos/comments/1feps3y/deal_infinite_damage_for_4gru_as_long_as_the_twin/