𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐤𝐢 🇵🇸

- my disgruntled self after one merged into my lane without looking

tesla owners got all those cameras yet still can’t drive 😭😭😭😭😭😭

locking myself in the car and turning up the heat so it’s like i’m air frying myself

chappell roan at the nissan dealership is wild

screenshot of a notification from the PlayStation app: Destiny 2: Ready to play.

> have ps5
> want to test 120hz
> preferably free game
> download destiny 2
> opening tutorial scary as hell
> mfw
> find out 120hz only in a special mode
> special mode not unlocked until level 5
> mfw
> do more research
> 120hz only at 1080p
> give up

finally, paper 2!

also the plate number being “what’s good 69” is actually fire

photo of a parked silver toyota rav4, rented from hawaii car sharing service, Hui

so i drove an suv the other day and lowkey,,,, i might be a convert bc driving that thing was FUN omg i can see sm more AND i feel safer AND i can fit more in the trunk

gochuJANG 💜

reyn spooner? what abt reyn forker???

so nextdoor gives you three emoji options when a new user joins the platform: confetti, flower, or cookie. my one and only contribution on that site is giving new ppl cookies

bruh so i started a d&d campaign with some friends and i thought “waittt i should design my sword bc purr”

tell me why my graphic design ass made a rounded edge sword i’m ctfu 😭😭😭😭😭

so my friend accidentally joined a mlm scheme and i don’t have the heart to tell her that’s what it is since she made like $600 in one day lmao

Screenshot of the Apple Fitness app, showing the Apple Watch Rings. 702 out of 600 calories burned, 49 out of 30 minutes exercised, 14 out of 12 hours standing up, and 14,609 steps totaling 7.94 miles.

moving is not for the weak omg

loafing orange and white cat squinting due to the camera flash i accidentally left on

accidentally flashbanged my cat today

already messed up 2025 but 2026 gonna be my year fr

slayyyy

environmental storytelling,,,,

dude my aunt just opened a bottle of cider with a lighter wtf

happy new year zev!!!

selfie in the car enjoying the warm :))

got overstimulated at the new year’s party so i’m chilling with da heater on hehehe

booooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅

happy new year!!!

anyways, happy new year bsky! here’s to 2025!! 🎉

why did this year feel fake idk

got cut off by someone driving a rivian but i can’t even be mad… since they drive a rivian

new quip: eat a geoduck

let’s goooooo

APPARENTLY, my family aren’t huge fans of me throwing their likeness into image playground 🙄🙄 so ungrateful when i’m LITERALLY making them custom images 🤦🤦🤦

come again?