JL Bro

I love how today was the day that you couldn’t say “The lord works in mysterious ways” because a white man died.

At what point did the Republican Party jump the shark for you?

I’ll go first, when my dad tried to justify Sarah Palin having experience in international diplomacy because she could see Russia from her house.

Corporate America: “If you can work from home, you can be replaced by an overseas worker!”

Also Corporate America: “This butter knife will cut this steak, no problem!”

Damn, BBB passed and the next day God cries on Texas. Dude must be pissed!

What made America great? It’s interesting that many of America’s” allies” are now making it harder for Americans to claim citizenship with them….

Leaders who are afraid of their constituents aren’t actually leaders.

Everybody’s talking about Iran closing Hormuz, I’m more worried about Iran taking a few shots at ICE.

Hello Skynet!

Dems: We’re gonna give you money and tax breaks if you invest in making the world a better place.

Repubs: That’s socialism/communism/Obama’s tan suit!

Also Repubs: We’re gonna give you money and tax breaks and fuck everybody else over!

Still waiting for all that evidence of voter fraud. You’d think a narcissistic egomaniac would be bursting at the gills to be proven right….

Citizen’s Arrests?

Let’s call work requirements what they really are, subsidies to big business.

If what you are doing is God’s work, bettering the community, enforcing laws, following the constitution and building trust, then why do you have to hide your face? What are you scared of?

I am President….. Herby Taco!!!!

Diarrhea of the Mouth + Goldfish Brain = 45 or 47?

Best quote to sum up the last 100 days, “If everywhere you look there’s an asshole, perhaps you are a turd.” - RP

When did WWJD become MAGA?

We’re coming!