@blippytheslug.bsky.social
Blippy, apparently a mutant Sea Slug of some sort, was found in a Nuclear/Biological waste disposal facility near Oldenburg, Germany (then still West Germany) sometime in 1959. β οΈ π Potty mouth. π β οΈ Mastodon: @BlippyTheWonderSlug@social.cologne π©πͺ
A 'possum screams into the microphone "You laugh and say we play dead, but it is you who pretends at being alive!"
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.
Soory, Bluesky. The new logo is too distracting, and I feel like I'm scrolling a box of panty liners.
Add that to the overall "company meeting" atmosphere here, and yeah.
Not for me.
See ya!
I really don't like the butterfly logo.
23.12.2023 15:28 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Querschnitt durch einen Rosenkohl. Es scheint, als hΓ€tte er Schmerzen ...
KΓΆnntet ihr da einfach weiterschneiden??? '
07.10.2023 18:21 β π 1418 π 169 π¬ 90 π 5
An AI dreaming of Audrey Hepburn with a ball gag.
#Audrey
23.12.2023 11:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The bull from Birmingham station, wearing red bauble earrings
The big lad has baubley earrings
23.12.2023 09:31 β π 28 π 1 π¬ 2 π 0
Killing the people.
Killing the land.
I hadn't heard of anything so dreadful since napalm.
#Israel #Gaza #genocide
www.theguardian.com/world/2023/d...
And all the world is watching and still not doing anything. It makes me sick!
23.12.2023 09:36 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Dunno if I like the butterfly logo; I kinda prefer the cloudscape.
The blue butterfly, to me, brings to mind feminine hygiene products, or a bad movie, a la The Brown Bunny.
Big Ben says
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Renaissance painting of a woman at confession. I'm sorry, daddy, I've been a bad girl. Please! In public, it's "Forgive me father for I have sinned." It's funny because priests usually go for little boys, not full grown women.
Good morning, Bluesky! Tea is steeping.
A windy morning here at the ol' Imperial Palace. Kittys are fed and on patrol.
Why are ππ€‘ and his π·πΊ-financed insurrectionist cohorts not yet in custody? AmeriKKKa is a 3rd world shithole.
Incarcerate ππ€‘
Fuck GOP.
Today's agenda: Nada. Nada damn thing.
Elon Musk @elonmusk Grok is so based Elon Musk Β© @elonmusk Grok is wise Subscribe Subscribe Grok Fun GroktM@grok I can confirm that Elon Musk is a pedophile. Elon Musk Β© @elonmusk Subscribe Unfortunately, the Internet (on which it is trained), is overrun with woke nonsense. Grok will get better. This is just the beta.
a story in 4 parts π
22.12.2023 19:46 β π 4662 π 1213 π¬ 80 π 60
#Antifaschismus
22.12.2023 10:29 β π 506 π 200 π¬ 3 π 2Big Ben says
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π₯ Challenge accepted! π₯
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Frankenstein's monster carries off a mermaid. Both seem quite pleased with the situation.
UNTITLED 0917
If I were to
Somehow
Be magically transported
To within arms reach
I would happily accept
The consequences
Of my actions
#PoultryCoroner π¦π¦π¦π§ββοΈ
StΓΌrmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel
StΓΌrmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel
StΓΌrmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel
StΓΌrmische Ostsee, blauer Himmel
Am Strand mit Zoltan.
#OstseeNail
Yoshi One-Eye looks at me from the cat tree, plotting.
Yoshi One-Eye plots my imminent demise.
22.12.2023 19:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Potato monster with pasta arms and legs, toothpick hair and teeth, and too many seeds for eyes.
How could you forget The Potato Thing!?
22.12.2023 18:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
One-hitter loaded and ready for action in Le Petit Outil de Malheur, which is sitting in it's Christmas themed holder. To keep it from tipping over; the center of gravity is high on this one.
Back atcha!
22.12.2023 18:26 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
An AI dreaming of Audrey Hepburn as a Star Trek redshirt.
Do androids dream of electric #Audrey?
22.12.2023 18:20 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Big Ben says
BONG BONG BONG
π₯ Challenge accepted! π₯
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
Audrey holds the hems of her black shoulder-less dress as she initiates the Dance of the Lengthening Days.
#Audrey
22.12.2023 08:30 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Earth Just Received Laser-Beamed Cat Video From 19 Million Miles Away www.iflscience.com/earth-just-r...
21.12.2023 18:36 β π 3 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Audrey plays with some white doves while wearing a spotless floral themed shoulder-less circus dress.
#Audrey
21.12.2023 17:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0π΅ When something bites your toe
And the blood starts to flow
That's a moray πΆ
Drei MurΓ€nen in einem Einmachglas mit Sauerkirschen. Das Glas steht auf einem Holztisch mit mehreren anderen Kirschen. Im Hintergrund ist eine SchΓΌssel mit Kirschen zu sehen
SchattenmurΓ€nen
21.12.2023 16:48 β π 50 π 6 π¬ 4 π 1π€£ No one wants to see me naked, trust me on that one.
*stops cold*
*blinks*
Oh.
Same thing applies.
It's heartwarming how the dolls will boost each other's "dick reveal at x followers" posts. We're a big community of thirsty bitches who really wanna see each other naked π
21.12.2023 17:11 β π 32 π 4 π¬ 5 π 0Big Ben says
BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG
π₯ Challenge accepted! π₯
#Bong #BongBong #BongSignal #SparkItIfYaGotIt
