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Développeur Full Stack @ Alliance rebelle. Full Stack developer @ Rebel Alliance. Dewanpangeran Kabeh Lapangan @ Sekutu Pembebasan. FR/EN/JAWAESE

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Latest posts by ellor1138.bsky.social on Bluesky

The Original Square Hole Girl Video + The Redemption
YouTube video by Tired Actor (Alison Burke) The Original Square Hole Girl Video + The Redemption

LOL! Ça m'a fait pensé à...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbI...

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La petit Chaussette qui vient faire son tour.

30.10.2025 13:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Mon beau Pinotte qui essai de se faire tout p'tit sur mon bureau.

30.10.2025 12:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a woman in a pink and white dress is standing in front of a christmas tree Alt: Pouet-pouet!
29.10.2025 11:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Person, woman, man, Epstein, files, now.

29.10.2025 02:11 — 👍 10777    🔁 2562    💬 146    📌 69
A screenshot showing a Wikipedia entry that states Fred Trump donned a "Hitler moustache" after WWII.

A screenshot showing a Wikipedia entry that states Fred Trump donned a "Hitler moustache" after WWII.

I went down a rabbit hole reading about Charlie Chaplin, which led me to wonder if anyone donned the "toothbrush moustache" after WWII. Lo and behold, there were a handful of people who did sport the "Hitler moustache" - including Fred F-ing Trump. SURPRISE, SURPRISE.

28.10.2025 10:13 — 👍 120    🔁 29    💬 5    📌 1
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That’s no ballroom…

24.10.2025 19:30 — 👍 5109    🔁 1091    💬 215    📌 72

Vivre et laisser vivre. Pis, Compostel c'est de la frime. Check Coderre, ça l'a pas améliorer.

23.10.2025 16:29 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Small, creepy anatomical figure with musculoskeletal details shown.

Small, creepy anatomical figure with musculoskeletal details shown.

Saw this in an antiques shop recently. I think it's an artist's impression of Stephen Miller when he shuffles out of his crypt in the morning.

22.10.2025 21:53 — 👍 109    🔁 16    💬 14    📌 1
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No Man's Sky Breach

🚪Breach Expedition
🏴‍☠️Space Wrecks
🧑‍🚀Prime System Exploration
🔧Salvage Ship Parts
🪐Survive Gas Giants
💎Atlas Corvettes
🦑Infestations
👻Ghost Starship
🎁New Base Parts
🏗️Improved Ship Building
💪Salvaging

Out now, a free update

22.10.2025 13:00 — 👍 812    🔁 227    💬 48    📌 96

Ostie que c'est laitte! 🤢🤮

22.10.2025 12:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie . ALT: a man with a mustache is wearing a suit and tie .
22.10.2025 12:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Picture of Biff Tannen's casino from "Back to the Future Part II". The sign says "Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise" and includes a picture of him burning a wad of cash with his lit cigar.

Picture of Biff Tannen's casino from "Back to the Future Part II". The sign says "Biff Tannen's Pleasure Paradise" and includes a picture of him burning a wad of cash with his lit cigar.

The White House (2028)

20.10.2025 20:54 — 👍 4643    🔁 973    💬 66    📌 31
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a screenshot of a video game with the word sesometmar at the top ALT: a screenshot of a video game with the word sesometmar at the top

Je me suis remis à jouer à No man's sky suite au dernier update. 🌌

17.10.2025 20:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

y'a tu quelqu'un qui va dire à Hamad que son suit du Tac au tac était à la mode y'a 50 ans!!! #vieuxdinosaure

15.10.2025 19:48 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a plaid shirt is holding a plunger in his mouth in a bathroom . ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is holding a plunger in his mouth in a bathroom .
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Even the animals aren’t safe….

14.10.2025 13:08 — 👍 1829    🔁 516    💬 21    📌 139
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Behold the National Neckgina.

14.10.2025 13:40 — 👍 6181    🔁 1470    💬 944    📌 233
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Circumcision Causes Autism?

10.10.2025 21:12 — 👍 634    🔁 138    💬 37    📌 25

just watched a dozen people ask microsoft copilot experts their most pressing questions and those questions were 90% “how do i turn it off?” and “when i turn it off, is it really off or is it spying on me?”

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a baby yoda is sticking its head out of a car window and holding a lollipop . ALT: a baby yoda is sticking its head out of a car window and holding a lollipop .

Bonne fête demi-ciècleux!

09.10.2025 13:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#WarRavagedPortland

08.10.2025 11:23 — 👍 36469    🔁 11357    💬 1294    📌 1832

"J'ai deux vélos!" 🤡

08.10.2025 16:26 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a man in a pink suit is playing a guitar in a photo studio . ALT: a man in a pink suit is playing a guitar in a photo studio .
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Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

06.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 19733    🔁 7468    💬 136    📌 376
Meme:
A pic of Tik Curry in Rocky Horror with the text "Don't Dream It..." And then a pic of Tim Curry in IT as Pennywise with the text "Be IT" (credit: troggie@beige.party on Mastodon)

Meme: A pic of Tik Curry in Rocky Horror with the text "Don't Dream It..." And then a pic of Tim Curry in IT as Pennywise with the text "Be IT" (credit: troggie@beige.party on Mastodon)

This was the first thing I saw when I went to check in on Masto this morning and I laughed. Happy Tuesday!

07.10.2025 13:36 — 👍 83    🔁 14    💬 1    📌 1

Ah mannnnn, là j'veux voir la photo du chien baloney 😅

06.10.2025 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The government is in full shutdown and the Republicans are refusing to call the House back into session.

Want to know why?

Because we have secured the final vote on releasing the Epstein Files and they don’t want it out.

Call GOP and tell them to swear in @adelitaforcongress.bsky.social.

03.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 20026    🔁 5802    💬 467    📌 195

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