Ms. Conduct

Shows. I tried the books but I didn’t like them enough to spend time reading them.

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Wolfbird

He’s coming to the cottage!!! 🥹🥹🥹

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Guys. I’m starting (and knowing me, finishing) Heated Rivalry today.

Maybe the military and border patrol can fight each other and leave the rest of us alone. Just macho bro themselves into oblivion.

Staggering obliviousness or callousness. At this point, neither is acceptable.

Well articulated, Sean

Ugh, it’s AI. Boiling the ocean to recycle trash seems like a wash at best.

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Cursed phlegm!!!

Girl I feel you. Mine turned into bronchitis. Just full-body coughing and loogie spitting these days. Ugh.

Last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist.

“Dear Diary, Therapy was nothing but bits again.”

The song stuck in my head when I woke up is that Let the Bodies Hit the Floor song. So… good luck to everyone in my orbit today.

This is the correct answer. It’s one of those situations where the proper grammar feels stilted. And honestly, if you’re learning English as a second language, the level of nuance between the two is mostly irrelevant, so I wouldn’t fret over setting a bad grammatical example.

Gun?

I can’t stop watching this 😂

The doll thing is weird af. What happened to laurel wreaths?

I’d immediately be chomping on the gold medal to see if it’s chocolate

Dude my neighbor has a gold medal… that’s kinda cool

Oh they get a little dolly! How… interesting

I feel bad for this lady giving the sad silvers out

I haven’t seen Sid in a while. I guess the gray comes for us all.

And speaking of hair, Auston deserves his premature balding.

Yeah I’m gonna chalk it up to him being a golden retriever puppy but I recoiled

This is the redeeming thing for sure

This team, other than Otter, is so distasteful, this isn’t even enjoyable 😒

I didn’t think they consistently did in the NHL anyway

Thanks! Stupid cruise germs got me. Ugh. Doc set me up with a bucket of drugs so I’m on my way.

Nothing, just crying about curling (because I’m sick for the umpteenth day in a row and everything makes me cry when I’m sick but also because I love women kicking ass in sports)

Tell me that doesn’t look like an Advil!!!

My cold medicine-addled brain wondering why they put an Advil in her graphic.