BHB

You know ball

Sorry to say, I love Texas. At least where I am. Calling the nail salon and having him say “Brittany, whats up girl what you need” and my nail tech telling me a stronger more delicious drink?! 10/10

I think that would be lovely, I’ve seen some folks getting it going anyway but this algo is weird with hashtags to me

Mind you, these people think SNAP recipients shouldn't be able to buy SODA.

Screamingggggggg 😭😭

Thank you!

Thank you!!!

Thanks so much!!!

If I had food poisoning how long should I wait before working out again… omg I’ve become one of those people 😩

Yall they saying my coochie stank and I get cheated on because I said I could see the press ons 🤣 that’s what my ass gets engaging with a Meta product. This shit has me crying laughing so hard!

“How can I stalk someone who gave me their address?” ……..

Never did I ever think I would be asking a 7yo “which cologne today” but here we are.

Yes, just like them pro lifers get abortions for their mistresses

🤝🏽

I guess legally untested is the racially tinged of illegal

We are liveeeeee!!!!!

I present to you, the “Things We Say” dictionary, from GeneHouse 💚💙

This was always going to be the pivot because we have a bipartisan, cross-ideological commitment to policing over everything.

Thank you! Pre-ordering is essentially the best way to support an author. It influences how many copies bookstores stock as well as best seller lists. If you love a writer’s work, pre-order.

Dear journalists:

The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.

Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.

2:29am EDT: Moon in Virgo quincunx Saturn in Aries. Part 1 of the Finger of God that is the major feature of the New Moon chart today. We are under a WHOLE lot of pressure, but we're becoming a diamond, or a pearl. 00°Vi35' D 00°Ar35' R

I keep saying this.

I saw this in the store recently and damn near passed out.

That’s ground beef. Hamburger meat like WTF.

Larenz Tate just getting finer and finer and finer and finer

I held on for long enough, I’m now a fanny pack person. It just makes sense! Please respect my privacy at this time

Don’t forget a lul caviar bump on potato chips

Favorite compliment is skinny BBL allegations. As a forever petite girl, this “grown woman” weight is filling in and the suspicions are mounting. Very much gagged by it tbh

The day I find underwear that don’t ride up will be a BLESSED day

When it falls apart, where will it land? Likely on the shore of some developing nation in Africa or Asia… disrupting their waterways with unusable junk. No thankssssss

Running out of the club into a Boston winter — all because of Whitney. Chile the people I was with thought someone in my family died

It's not the look, its the ethics.