Queer as in Koko

My first spider plant pup or whatever it's called. The kids may be alright. He looked bad right after transplant. Hoping he does well.

Yeah, I already feel stretched thin as a DM and being new isn't helping. This all came out of left field so I was not prepared. Lol. Honestly, I'm glad it happened now and not months down the line. At the end of the day I gotta do what's best for the table and I don't think they trust her anymore. 😮‍💨

I explained multiple times that I wouldn't proceed during very plot relevant situations. Like fighting the BBEG or character beats, every session isn't going to be super important to the narrative. I also explained that every table may not work for everyone and that's fine too. She took it personal.

oh poor baby 🥺🥺 do you need the robot to make you pictures? 🥺🥺 yeah? 🥺🥺 do you need the bo-bot to write you essay too? yeah ??? you can't do it?? 🥺🥺 you're a moron?? 🥺🥺 do you need chat gpt to fuck your wife ?? 🥺🥺🥺

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Me: if she needs someone to be mad at tell her I hate straight people and don't want her at my table

She's managed to somehow make herself the victim too. She didn't even play in a session yet, we were going to introduce her character but we didn't even get there. I'm just so flabbergasted. Shook even.

I think this young dude is trying to flirt with me at work??? Hello??? I'm just a worm bro.

These people are so out if touch with normal every day Americans it's insane. These people need more tomatoes thrown at them but no one can afford it.

I drove a cab late night in a city in law school and it was not uncommon for people to call A BUDGET TAXI rather than an ambulance because they were judging if their medical emergency was serious enough to justify bankruptcy, so you know, fuck this guy.

Now, I honestly don't want her to come back but her roommate is in the campaign and she already gaslights that poor girl to the moon and back.

We started the campaign before she was invited? I'm not starting over??? She's mad we didn't specifically ask her before we started but we don't know her like that??? I'm just sitting here like, babe, I wrote up a whole twist and reason for your character to be in the campaign. I wanted you there???

We've been stuck in the past waiting for people to show up so I wanted to make this as easy for everyone as possible. She basically said we can't play without her and is trying to push me getting rid of that entirely because it's not fair to her specifically??? She's mad we had session 0-2??? 2/3

Okay, I'm a new DM, so I'm learning as I go. So, recently I had a player get mad we didn't start exactly when she wanted. Got mad we played without her, when I already established this is supposed to be plug and play. People can come and go, though certain plot points will need everyone. 1/3

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What's your campaign about they ask and I give no answers but I trip and this falls out of my pocket

I say this as someone who has lost his father. I would 100% love to hear his voice and smell his cologne, be hugged by him, any number of bullshit things time has faded from my memory. I would never feed those memories to a soulless machine in an attempt to build a simulacrum of him.

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I love my boyfriends send message

"I wish all companies insisting on AI a very bankruptcy"

The song of my people.

Text reads: USE AI? No thanks. I'd rather get my misinformation from the local swamp hag.

anti ai, pro hag

She's been gaslighting her roommate for an hour over how we played without her.

Help, I had a player emo quit my Daggerheart campaign and she didn't even introduce her character. WE DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING.

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Me: smack me with your stollen

Cine: I will krill you

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Me with anything @littlebabytail.bsky.social does

I had to internet search what that was. Lol. But I get it.

I had a bigger following on Twitter because I had been on there for like ten years, he thought that meant I was popular and could get him numbers. Bro didn't understand I'm just a gremlin, I'm only popular to like six people on a good day. Lol.

It reminds me of the gposer who was this big "Bottom" who collaborated with a shit ton of people. He reached out, we hung out in game a couple of times, and then got mad I didn't gpose my character topping his in a timely manner. Then when I was like, I thought we were cool? He was like 😒 nah.