A keeper than can stop the ball, it’ll never catch on
Chris Kamara is the best
8pm kick offs can fuck right off.
I’ve caused chaos in the group chat by having a steak and Guinness pie for breakfast
I’m really good at holding grudges, what can I say
Love seeing Southampton getting battered. Pointless fucking shithole of a club
Still old though 😉
Closer to 40 than I am 30!! And even still, I should not be getting IDed. I do not look that young
The UK needs to work out how to get ID on smartphones like America does.
Being close to 40 and getting IDed when you didn’t bring it ain’t the one
All defenders aren’t we #lufc
He’s gonna get blown away after 30 seconds
As if I looked that graceful. I need an oxygen mask now too
I just ran for a bus. Will accept heavy praise and beers
How the fuck do you still have a finger?
Not gonna lower myself by admitting how much I laughed at this
Spurs spent so long watching Archie Gray before they bought him, watched Leeds fuck it continuously by not playing him in midfield and they’ve gone “let’s just do what Leeds did”
Fucking idiots. #lufc #thfc
It doesn’t matter how long he’s manager for, as soon as Farke opens his mouth I will never think his voice fits
I’m not mean either! I send him this earlier
You’d think so but she must be into that, she’s the one that asked him out. Baffling
Yeah, with his right hand
You know when you’re a kid watching films jetsetting for business looks well fun?
Lies we tell kids that. It’s bullshit.
Oi. Can’t we just agree to leave him in the Twitter era and not bring him over here
He’s definitely been tickling somethings prostate
Isn’t it usually.
How has it not just been chopped off yet?
