Benny Blue

Alphabet soup eating competition scored by words-per-minute.

So, can anyone recommend a spreadsheet program for a hexagonal grid?

I don’t *need* one. I’m just curious if anyone can.

Concept: News networks calling whether or not it’s a White Christmas with all the same ceremony as the presidential election.

Tonight, you shall be visited by three asyncio spirits.

Design/art challenge: “If Funko (Pops) made model cars”

Drew my favorite Lethal Company character in a Steven Universe cosplay:

couch tylenol

Just wrote this sentence, and I’m proud of it:

“A bridge, a jaywalk, and a desire path later, we found it hanging from a branch.”

Horror monster/setting concept: Species of octopus/squid that squirts transformative "cartoon ink"

If I ever make a YouTube channel that specifically tries to make viral videos, I’m gonna call it “Elementary Memetics.”

To paraphrase an exchange from I, Robot (the movie):

Me: Can an AI explain how to make a bomb? Can an AI draw good ASCII art of a circle?

ChatGPT: Can you?

Is it possible to learn this power? To effect good without doing any work? It must be impossible…

Why do you do work in a study, and study in a LABORatory?

Holy SHIT

youtu.be/vAlpUXPHeOE

1/4 concept: Game with a “language” setting in the options, which can be set to “none.” Funny/interesting result.

1 Year of Longing

My whole family got iPhone 15s, and we were very surprised to discover what happens when you hold the screens against each other.

Concept: Story that follows the hero‘s journey, where the three main characters — the hero, the mentor, and the villain — are all title characters in the big Nintendo franchises — Mario, Zelda, and (the/a) Metroid, respectively.

The Emperor’s New Motorcycle Helmet

New life experience:

Sea salt and caramel chocolate bar

With a little too much salt

In pieces a little bit too big

Reminder that if you see disturbing or traumatic images, playing Tetris as soon as possible afterwards can help the brain cleanse itself, and lessen the impacts of it longer term.

No, I'm not kidding. And no one knows how or why it works. But it DOES work, and I encourage you to remember it.

The meat factory made a very poor decision, and installed SawStops into their production line.

This *absolutely* impacts your relations with the relevant characters, when done for any reason except “I’ve heard this already” (which would have specific, but reusable, dialogue).

Concept: Instead of a “skip” button for dialogue and/or cutscenes, video games should provide an “interrupt” button that makes your character go “wait, wait, wait,” and interrupt things/hurry them along.

Doing Inktober. Yesterday, my prompt was "Copyright," so I drew this guy. His name is Pocket. I hereby release him under the cc0 license, essentially placing him in the public domain. No rights reserved. You may use him in any derivative or commercial work. Enjoy!

Inigo Montoya fought and defeated Count Rugen with his right hand.

Can we have talented people make an Ant-Man video game, please?

Give me the Getty, and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your stock B-roll, and drift away.

son discovered that saying “pierce” with an australian accent sounds like “piss” with a southern accent