devon giehl🐀ratmaker

devon giehl🐀ratmaker

@devongiehl.bsky.social

local elf enjoyer Emmy-winning Lead Writer / Producer. The Dragon Prince (Netflix). Elf novelist. Prev Riot. Personal account, unhinged unprofessional and unfiltered. she/her.

2,108 Followers 547 Following 1,418 Posts Joined Jul 2023
22 hours ago

runners up: skyrim, red dead redemption (first one!), bioshock

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22 hours ago
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I did the thing really late #my9games

Technically HeartGold is my favorite Pokemon game, but the icon for HeartGold/SoulSilver only showed SoulSilver, and that's unacceptable to me

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1 day ago

notably all of these are songs from when i was in high school? lmfao. i guess they just solidified into little balls of hatred at that time, and i am no longer subject to random bullshit that I hate quite so much anymore due to things like streaming vs the radio

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1 day ago

the killers - human

hoobastank - the reason

as mentioned yesterday, hey there delilah - plain white t's

idk man all three of these make me instantly invoke a violent reaction in me, it's hard to pick which one annoys me most

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1 day ago

both Monster and Pluto are devastating reads that everyone should go through at least once. both have adaptations that are fantastic, too.

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2 days ago

as a huge hater of Hey There Delilah, i'll only be accepting this version of the song from now on

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11 months ago

Hey there Delilah
It sure is dark inside this cannon
A circus for the first date
Is a choice I'll reexamine
If I'm found
After I am launched by this clown
Clear over town

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3 days ago

oh yeah it never once stops looking you directly in the eye and continuing its bullshit, it's really gloriously earnest

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3 days ago

husband and i played this game while sleep-deprived with a newborn and he called it "a deconstruction of the idea of a final fantasy game." also it kind of ruled.

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3 days ago

She has been a very very expensive medically complicated rescue dog since we got her 9 years ago, and I would not take back another penny :)

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3 days ago

(she has entered the later stages of kidney disease, but as is her style, she is sticking around long enough to cost us quite a lot of money. which of course we are grateful for. queen shit tbh)

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3 days ago
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A month or so ago we weren't sure if Piper would live long enough to get another haircut, but she is a spiteful and determined creature, so she has once again become Smooth Piper. Behold!

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4 days ago

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

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5 days ago
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Some hotel rooms designed by my toddler (she also won’t let me take off the cowboy hat)

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1 week ago

i need no more convincing that this country doesn't give an actual shit about families having children at all than the difference between our childcare cost vs the childcare tax credit refund. pennies lmfao

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1 week ago

I remember learning about the Hays Code in film school and how it made it so that any amoral protagonist had to meet karmic justice by the end of the film and going “wow, that’s really silly” and then once a week I log online and see people argue that we need stuff like that now or it’s problematic

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1 week ago

i don’t think the goal of fiction is to fix as many people as possible

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1 week ago

feeling some demon days-like affinity for this one and that's a big deal

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1 week ago

i know the world is fucked and all that but the new gorillaz album is really really good imho

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

i guess i could also consider myself pan or something just more generally queer 'cause honestly my taste seems to rely on a lot of in-between-gender-binary-fuckery, but like. i started calling myself bi a long time ago and i'm lazy i guess

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1 week ago

I consider myself bi, but my taste is basically just "softer masculinity" or something I think, which translates to small gentle men + butch women 🤷‍♀️ it's weird to be cops about this kinda shit imho, who cares, human brains are wild

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1 week ago

talking to @devongiehl.bsky.social

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1 week ago

unironically a sign of success tbh

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1 week ago

republicans love to support the troops unless the troops are alive and inconveniencing their narrative. so they’re calling this marine veteran an “unhinged protestor” of course

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1 week ago

so it’s deescalation when you bend down like a cartoon bull and plow a guy through a doorway I guess

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1 week ago
screencap from the above link:

I have found this problem fairly endemic to the romcomantasy (eh? eh?) subgenre to which McCallum’s debut belongs. Oh, I am so tired of reading book after book where nobody has ever done a single thing wrong, or, even if they have, it was all a terrible misunderstanding. I cannot bear these characters with personalities as smooth as Ken dolls, who run dear little retail shops in interchangeable Fantasylands and placeless middle Americas, unbothered by problems of inventory or human frailty. I am going to chew right through the bars of my enclosure, and go rampaging all around the countryside, if I am called upon to read one more book where a character’s big secret finally comes out, and the other character is like: “No problem, babe, I know your heart, and I understand that, while you initially had a scheme to sabotage my dreams, you changed your mind over the course of our courtship. Due to the trust we have built together, I understand this perfectly without your having to explain it.”

real footage of a critic being driven slowly out of her mind

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1 week ago
Preview
TAVERS: The Meow Wolf Roleplaying Game Immersive collaborative exploration based storytelling in a universe of multiple worlds

I worked on this a little bit (but mostly an amazing team worked on this)! Pretty neat!

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1 week ago
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wehhhhh -- i feel very strongly about this because of all my emotions about the wretched (especially considering TBC kinda just treated them like a nuisance and not as much of a horrifying tragedy in their own right)

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