it dave

The absolute gulf between "That's an old navy tattoo." and "That's an Old Navy tattoo." is STAGGERING!

This is me casually pitching @mrsamuelstreamer.bsky.social to do a series based on "City Hall" by Tenacious D. Two people rebuilding after an apocalypse leading as two kings. Travel in tubes, stable potato crop, etc...

a bald man with glasses is standing in front of a microphone and talking into it . ALT: a bald man with glasses is standing in front of a microphone and talking into it .

Suikoden fans got a mobile game?

I don't know you, but I want you to know.
Deep in my heart of hearts.
I hate you so much.

Please enjoy that like.

hell yes

I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

Americans will use everything but the metric system

I'm in for about a Million Dollar Quartetly Tax bill and I need to pay it off so pls buy some land.

It's bad, T. He's firin' all the Inspector Gadgets.

Halo 1 Main Menu Have you ever left a Halo title running on your TV, just to listen to and watch the main menu? Now you can relive your favourite Halo title menu in your browser.

sometimes you gotta go to halome.nu just to feel something

This is 100% correct.

I have a feeling that the Gulf of Mexico rename will be about as effective as the Sears Tower and the Twitter rename.

(apologies to @pattonoswalt.bsky.social for not including him)

You ever make a meme JUST for Justified fans?

Photograph of a 28mm figure that has been modified with green putty. The original sculpture has chain-mail-clad legs and arms and a surcoat hanging above the legs; I have added on bulbous armor with a fountain design dented into it. He now has a giant tubular helmet with an eyehole slit, a long spigot-like nose piece and a little knob on the top. He is leaning forward as if rushing into battle and carrying a cruel-looking single-edged sword

Group of four figurines - the one from the last photo in front, my previous one with the Samovar Head behind him and two in moka pot armor on either side

nobody can stop you from making weird little guys. it's in the constitution

Slammed with the sudden realization that Miss Piggy would absolutely baby trap Kermit if she could like no question 100%

Ric Flair wouldn't have another match in him if he swallowed one.

it just is we're so back it's over we're back (it never began) (it will never end) it's so over

current status

HBD, Dave.

The THX logo before every movie

You ever have a terrible idea for a Dickensian Christmas meme that you can't share on your regular social channels?

Yeah me neither.

Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn... BOURBON!

“Thank you for applying, Captain Rogers, but can you explain this gap in your resume?”

An M dwarf star with the text: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 10 trillion year commitment"

Think twice before gifting someone an M dwarf this holiday season

Using a GIF, image, or vid, what's it like inside your head?

I have never wanted to attend something more than THAT. Well done, sign. Well done.

you're laughing. Brands can't create synergy in the form of Brand Banter and you're laughing

Hey christmas ghosts of past or whatever, don’t visit stingy business owners to show them their bad life and give them a second chance. Visit me, a regular dumb ass, and can you please help me. I don’t even know about what. Can you come over on Christmas eve please. PLEASE

The state of media for Americans is so completely broken