Wyatt🌸⃤_

Wow #WizardWednesday went done some type of way huh

She’s right + this place sucks

Splitgate 2 is failing so badly and I’m just giddy at the prospect of it happening to the “Make FPS great again” guy. He literally made such a bad game. Poor content, boring gameplay, utterly unwatchable for casual viewers, and he’s blaming his failings on woke.

I hope he has to sell the house😇

I fucking hate these people man I just want to be informed

Who got the loloverruled receipts?

Huge w

Adorable fit homie :)

4th of July week b reel :)

Thought twice about saying which No Kings protest I attended when I posted the video on Twitter and my caution was immediately justified when a raving pro Trump anti semite showed up asking where the protest was. Wouldn’t you like to know ya freak

Bout to flee from my place of work a couple hours early🤫

The jitterbug was radical once

Sad to see I’m being followed by useless bots on this platform too.

A shame really

I missed the simple intimacies of having someone.

Got to wake up with my beard smelling like her hair and that’s everything to me

How do I cultivate my feed here to be only news and my friends

However many buttons are on a GameCube Controller +1 for a left size Z button

Very polite of Elon to break Twitter when I’m in a period where I don’t want to be on the platform much😌

Damn idk if it’s because of the post election climate or what but the girlies on the dating apps seem significantly less well!!!

Watching very quietly with bated breath as my moderate lib parents aunts and uncles all slowly are learning that I was in fact always right and Biden was never ever a tenable candidate.

The plot again as soon as it comes time to actually be a human.

Anyway I have a date on Wednesday and I shall share how it goes :3

I do escape then box of the apps and start actually texting someone or go on a date all these concerns are immediately forgotten and I’m right back at my best: when I can connect with people. At the end of the day that’s what matters. I think it’s ok to get lost in the sauce as long as I can find

Unfortunately my silly little brain doesn’t have an off button for things like this though so I will continue to ruminate on how to best use my time and not waste the time of others when I’m partaking in the dating app hellscape.

It’s unhealthy thinking but at least I can recognize it and when-

I’m a stubborn fuck so I’m simply not gonna use that shit, but I can’t shake the feeling that they made this change based on actual data and not market imitation and I am in fact hurting my chances by not using them. I do concede that such a worry is an indicator that I’m thinking way too much.

So in one fell swoop, bumble has effectively removed their only gimmick and exacerbated their second worst problem in exchange for SLIGHTLY improving actual worst problem: that there are too many layers of friction and they removed just one by letting the guy message first.

Now this may be anecdotal, but I’m feeling like bumble’s very already real problem of women still being unwilling to send the first message and the match dying as a result is now wildly exacerbated by the fact that many of these people want the guy to take the initiative with these opening moves.

Bumble’s “opening moves” however are just that: opening. They literally remove your ability to see these user directed conversation prompts as soon as you match and send the first messages. Mind you, they are doing this at the cost of THE ONE THING that bumble had that made them stand out!!!

Some bullshit called “opening moves” which is just a cheesier and less useful version of Hinge Prompts. I say this because hinge prompts are ALWAYS VISIBLE even after you have matched with someone and you can call that for reference if you need some new material to bring up in early convo.

How the apps work and what you have to reply and further facilitate the conversation. Bumble, which I have always disliked the most despite it giving me some really REALLY awesome matches with genuine people, has for some reason given up the gimmick of “the woman must reply first” by way of adding-

Just converts into me finding much more interesting people when I do go on dates but I fear it’s just going to make it all the more arduous a chore when I already have so little patience for The Apps. On top of how much of a chore it already is, they’ve once again changed the landscape of-

While I’m still swiping in cute people sometimes just on the virtue of being cute, I no longer have the dog in me to try and connect with people that I can’t find common ground with and I used to be totally willing to just Thug It Out in search of fun dates and intimacy. I’m really hoping that this-

-is coming with some drawbacks ngl. I’m already picky as hell about who I date or at least who I take seriously when I’m dating but the knowledge that this time I’m playing for keeps has made me much more dismissive when I find a perceived incompatibility or the vibes are slightly off.