Jonesy the Nasty Canadian 🇨🇦 @jjonesy

Latest posts by jjonesy.bsky.social on Bluesky

If you think I smoke too much weed then you obviously haven’t had to listen to my 8-yr-old talk about Minecraft.

17.08.2025 19:50 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can the handful of men who haven’t sexually assaulted someone, please stand up

21.06.2025 10:59 — 👍 93 🔁 28 💬 8 📌 2

YouTube video by Cartoon Circus Frig Off - Trump vs Elon

Kyle the Angry Canadian roasts Trump and Elon on this week’s episode of “Frig Off”:

13.06.2025 19:46 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just heard a record skipping on the radio. It was like winning the lottery

31.05.2025 22:25 — 👍 159 🔁 46 💬 6 📌 0

A friend gave me bacon-flavored lip balm. I've been licking my lips all day. I was slapped 6 times, and got 2 phone numbers.

01.06.2025 12:13 — 👍 23 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1

[guy naming weeds]
this one looks like a lion, but dandier

02.06.2025 00:21 — 👍 212 🔁 55 💬 5 📌 3

Some people live in la la land, their reality based on fairy tales and fiction.

24.05.2025 14:27 — 👍 105 🔁 64 💬 4 📌 1

Oh yeah it can take several years to thoroughly crush some hopes and dreams, it's not unusual for you to still have a few.

01.06.2025 18:35 — 👍 30 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0

If you hold off on a home project long enough, your needs change and it won't be necessary anymore. Follow me for more procrastinating hacks.

02.06.2025 14:12 — 👍 522 🔁 168 💬 20 📌 3

Can’t, solving others’ problems online.

29.05.2025 17:20 — 👍 9 🔁 7 💬 1 📌 0

I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.

29.05.2025 22:13 — 👍 311 🔁 96 💬 6 📌 0

hear me out, an interior decorator for your brain

30.05.2025 15:10 — 👍 60 🔁 35 💬 6 📌 3

Wal-Mazon

29.05.2025 00:21 — 👍 23 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 2

I wonder what the funk soul brother is doing right about now

30.05.2025 03:05 — 👍 17 🔁 11 💬 1 📌 0

If someone stops by your office and says, "I really don't want to take up your valuable time," they're about to take 25 minutes of it

28.05.2025 17:06 — 👍 54 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 2

So weird that I’m no longer the only one rocking back and forth in a corner

30.05.2025 04:21 — 👍 178 🔁 67 💬 7 📌 1

Kyle talks about immigration
YouTube.com/@cartooncircustv

23.05.2025 18:10 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

YouTube video by Cartoon Circus *NEW* The Bewby Show S01E06

A new episode of The Bewby Show is up!!! Please visit my YouTube channel:

02.05.2025 22:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a tanning bed is just an air fryer for cannibals.

27.04.2025 22:41 — 👍 394 🔁 60 💬 19 📌 4

why is it folded and not feld

27.04.2025 22:46 — 👍 30 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 1

VOTE

19.04.2025 17:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Before you reply to a post, ask yourself: would your dog approve of what you're about to say?

07.04.2025 10:44 — 👍 258 🔁 98 💬 26 📌 0

#snugglepuppy

06.04.2025 00:56 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sometimes I’d rather be happy than smart.

30.03.2025 23:58 — 👍 11 🔁 5 💬 2 📌 0

we really need to stop saying “arrested” by ICE. the word you’re looking for is “kidnapped”.

27.03.2025 07:41 — 👍 19908 🔁 3996 💬 517 📌 175

What's that old saying?

Feed a cold
Starve your family
Nothing gets done
Mommy is sick

19.03.2025 16:08 — 👍 253 🔁 68 💬 5 📌 0

Dammnit

17.03.2025 02:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As a dog owner, I try not to think about the amount of fecal matter that’s all over my house.

16.03.2025 13:37 — 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chest . ALT: a man in a blue shirt is sitting on a couch with his hand on his chest .

14.03.2025 16:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

@jjonesy is following 20 prominent accounts

James Alvarez
@obscuregent

Writer of the Obscure Gentlemen comic| Brother, friend, creative partner to Aaron Alvarez | Podcast co-host: Plain Zero https://theobscuregentlemen.com https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:hoc2ea6xratphibqhvv62fkq/lists/3lgit4socrh2b

Freedom Writers Collaborative
@fwcollaborative

The Freedom Writers Collaborative is a multi-state Indivisible Group and a grass roots operation providing messaging and social media content inspired by our progressive allies. https://freedomwriterscollaborative.org

In The Red on 101.7 FM CHLY Nanaimo
@intheredcanada

ITR broadcasts stellar Canadian rock music every Wednesday from 8 - 10 PM Pacific on 101.7 FM CHLY #Nanaimo, #BritishColumbia on traditional Snuneymuxw territory. Stream us at CHLY.ca/listen or on the TuneIn app 🎙️🎶 Elbows up, eh? 🍁

Robyn 🍁
@ladyoftheisle

She/Her. Canadian. Anti-racist. Intersectional feminist. Vegan. Cat mum. VIU BA & RRU MA alum. Instructional Designer. Radio Host & Producer. Music, movie, and pop culture enthusiast. ‘80s nostalgic. Podcast connoisseur. VIVE LE CANADA 🍁

Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝
@fionaapplebs

A while back on another site, my bio was pretty good. I know I’ll never come close to that again so I’m not even going to try. Like me or not, just know you probably aren’t very smart if you choose the latter.

DaveN 🇨🇦
@davenlsn

Canadian, social progressive #Whitby ON Let's make an inclusive & caring society Never vote conservative Public Transit Duh Climate change is real Support public healthcare & education Canadian Military RCEME retired No DM's please. #CanadaSky #ElbowsUp

Sue Carr
@scarr54

I cleaned out 11k followers out of fear. Rebuilding. No DMs, no maga! We made it to Cascais & our new life away from the lunacy in the US. The mob boss & his cronies have destroyed the US & turned it into a shithole! 🇵🇹

Juxtaposed Hyperbole
@juxtaposehyperbole

🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 💙💙💙 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦Canadian🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 ❤️ Liberal Party ❤️ 💙 Democratic Party 💙 🇺🇦 Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦 #CANADASTRONG #ELBOWSUP #BLUECREW #DefendersOfDemocracy No DMs 🚫

Dominique Roger part owner of Canada
@ddum316

Buy CANADIAN Anti poiLIEvre Married and father of 3 From Quebec in Canada VIVE LE CANADA

MR. D
@dpfo

Humanist- Dog Dad- 🐶 🌈 🌊 Democracy Defender- Radicalized By The Golden Rule In Grade School.

Fulkery
@fulkery

Canada As It Is 🇨🇦
@cdnwall

Curator-At-Large. 🚫 Don't bother with DMs, donation pleas, etc.🚫

CMoore 🇨🇦
@cmoorish

~ Love my province, but I'm a Canadian first ~ #music #politics #environment #nature #art #history #dogs #FreedomOfExpression Migrating from TwitterX. No DMs please #ForeverCanada #RememberOurVets 🇨🇦🇺🇦

🇨🇦 Ceecee 🇨🇦
@ceecee045

Nasty Canadian sitting still in northern Ontario after two years solo RV'ing around Canada and the USA. Information junky. 🇺🇸👀🍿😨 Cancer survivor...15 years no colon, still rollin'

LindaP 🍁
@poirierli

Proud Canadian / Acadian; defender of Canada's social contract; frustrated by the demise of investigative journalism #ElbowsUpCanada #DontAxetheFacts #CanadaStrongAndFree

🇨🇦GiGi🇨🇦
@storm2424

Kindness, decency, humanity, empathy, and the desire to laugh a little bit - let's try for those and make the world a better place 🇨🇦 #NeverPoilievre #ElbowsUp #CanadaStrong 🇨🇦 #strongertogether #vote

DayleC 🍁 Co-owner of Canada 🍁
@daylyn

Proud Canadian! Lover of dogs, hater of guns. Winnipeg Jets fan. Dragon Boat enthusiast. 🇨🇦 ✈️

Rachel AV
@rachyav

Lives in the PNW. Spoils her dogs. Tends bar. Loves to travel, read, listen to music, garden, and go to shows of all kinds. Fan of most things outdoors.

🍁 { 𝓝𝓪𝓼𝓽𝔂 𝓒𝓪𝓷𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓪𝓷 } 🇨🇦
@b-blasphemous

𝔹𝕦𝕪 ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕕𝕚𝕒𝕟🇨🇦, 𝕋𝕣𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕝 ℂ𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕕𝕒🇨🇦 Working Class Canadian a few years short of retirement. Social Democracy, equality, MMT, UBI ( BI ), Union Leader "Those who don't fight always lose" #canadasky

Mazhinga | Elbows Up! | 🇨🇦 🇸🇮🇰🇷
@mazhinga

Travel, languages, good French rap and jazz, Hegel, Kojeve, MM Ponty, Koestler and fun. Mostly fun 😁 No DMs, no only fans, no selling, no crypto. Keep your scams for magats.