If you think I smoke too much weed then you obviously haven’t had to listen to my 8-yr-old talk about Minecraft.
Can the handful of men who haven’t sexually assaulted someone, please stand up
Kyle the Angry Canadian roasts Trump and Elon on this week’s episode of “Frig Off”:
I just heard a record skipping on the radio. It was like winning the lottery
A friend gave me bacon-flavored lip balm. I've been licking my lips all day. I was slapped 6 times, and got 2 phone numbers.
[guy naming weeds]
this one looks like a lion, but dandier
Some people live in la la land, their reality based on fairy tales and fiction.
Oh yeah it can take several years to thoroughly crush some hopes and dreams, it's not unusual for you to still have a few.
If you hold off on a home project long enough, your needs change and it won't be necessary anymore. Follow me for more procrastinating hacks.
Can’t, solving others’ problems online.
I’m sorry you had a bad experience at our restaurant. To make it up to you, here is a coupon for more of our terrible, terrible food.
hear me out, an interior decorator for your brain
Wal-Mazon
I wonder what the funk soul brother is doing right about now
If someone stops by your office and says, "I really don't want to take up your valuable time," they're about to take 25 minutes of it
Kyle talks about immigration
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A new episode of The Bewby Show is up!!! Please visit my YouTube channel:
a tanning bed is just an air fryer for cannibals.
why is it folded and not feld
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Before you reply to a post, ask yourself: would your dog approve of what you're about to say?
#snugglepuppy
Sometimes I’d rather be happy than smart.
we really need to stop saying “arrested” by ICE. the word you’re looking for is “kidnapped”.
What's that old saying?
Feed a cold
Starve your family
Nothing gets done
Mommy is sick
Dammnit
As a dog owner, I try not to think about the amount of fecal matter that’s all over my house.
