Stephen Graham

In Tully's case, hand in your notice.

You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.

I like my chances, I have to say.

A shopping list?

Hung me bathmat out this morning, it's still dripping.

(*Larry Grayson look to audience*)

Can't believe James Dornan was taken in by fake accounts. He's one of the SNP's leading intellects.

narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what

I'll say one thing for The Poke, it does show who's still perfectly happy to use the Nazi site.

“Yield to Peds” bike sign on a nature walk

American politics ✨

Bringing up Farage being a racist won't shift any opinions on him. Pushing him on the fact his close associates take Russian money will.

Tuesday

We all took the piss but Saward's words carry weight now.

When you look at all the tech and influencer bros, it's really striking how little joy they have in their lives. No appreciation for nature or art, no creativity or human relations, pretending to themselves that enjoying things is 'weak'. They might as well be fucking Cybermen.

More moderate political leanings, too.

Actual perverted behaviour.

I know a few flat-roofed pubs in Sighthill where they should carry out the tests of this epic tech.

'You get in that green room, it's so exclusive.'

Grok, Sext me. Use vulgar words.

If someone used AI to perform 'a vulgar roast with forbidden words' on me, they'd be feeding through a tube up their nose until their family decided to pull the plug for a more useful appliance.

Have seen today's Rogan clip. At this point, I blame Musk's school bullies for only doing half a job.

Presumably he thought it would only catch out his opponents. A true genius.

The officer in Inglourious Basterds getting three fingers (madam)

Me when someone says 'Helen Lederer's drunk sloan'

The best part of growing up is realising the best way to spend New Year is in bed by 10:30pm like every other night.

Like sitting in front of a bunch of twelve-year-olds on the bus.

It's true though, I've been a lesbian for years.

now X’s geotag function has revealed how much online discourse is shaped by Russian trolls pretending to be other nationalities, Westminster hacks might one day realise their naivety & twin addictions to gossipy drama & their own online celebrity has been weaponised against them. One day, maybe

Horace defends the owner of alternative massage parlours!

👨‍⚖️ RUMPOLE OF THE BAILEY (1987) 11am with #LeoMcKern in 'Rumpole and the Judge's Elbow' on #TPTV

Just randomly remembered that the phrase 'that's one for the teenagers' was coined by Tony Hancock, which itself makes it one for the teenagers.

Hanging out at prison gates to lose virginity? Sexuality & Gender My friend told me when he lost his virginity what happened is he was walking past the womens prison and when they get out they havent seen a a guy in' years and basically she took him into the woods and made love to him for hours. Do you think he just got lucky or do you think that happens often if a guy just hangs out around there until someone

What in the make believe is this?