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#1 sweet nothing / hoax enjoyer | self-assigned gaylor bsky guard dog | hates fun | please no minors

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read this and chortled with my mic on in a heated finance meeting, ty

23.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

verdad

23.10.2025 22:14 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lilsimsie's real surname actually being "sims" is incredible

23.10.2025 19:51 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think a lot of us are finding time spent elsewhere beneficial. between me not liking the album (& kinda feeling bullied into not being honest about it on here) and the ai slop videos absolutely killing the vibe, it's been weird. i'm glad you're drawing your line in the sand.

23.10.2025 18:20 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

very good choice

23.10.2025 18:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

what is it about me liking cats that emboldens so many people to tell me stories about how they were shitty pet owners and let their cats die??? i don't want to know this about you.

23.10.2025 15:41 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

it's one of the biggest downsides of being a state employer. we *have* to post these jobs open for everyone. i try to submit qualifications that *so* hyperspecific to the candidate in mind just so it'll discourage people. but it won't.

23.10.2025 13:53 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm about to have one of my yearly temp roles posted and i wish there was something i was allowed to post with it that says "please don't waste your time doing this, this is just a formality, PLEASE don't" bc this is all so hellish

23.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

what?

23.10.2025 02:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

she had one out this year as well, if you didn't know! i love her.

22.10.2025 20:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

it is so very important everyone knows this is NOT emily austin, author of interesting facts about space. damn near had a heart attack.

22.10.2025 20:27 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yes!!!! it reminds me of how important it is for kids to know the actual words for things like 'vagina' so they can communicate something very important if needed.

22.10.2025 13:48 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

can't tell you all enough how much i hate the way that cutesy tiktok filtering phrases like "unalived" and "PDf file" have infiltrated other platforms. and how obnoxious it is that people feel entitled to using them to get around filters that exist for a reason.

22.10.2025 13:38 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 4    📌 0

this has been bugging me since i heard it. it's one of the slimy tactics AA uses to shame/guilt people who have reservations about the program, especially aiming at women.

22.10.2025 13:01 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

rip good girls

20.10.2025 20:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

no great insight, really. i think it had potential but went off the rails way too quickly, and with little payoff.

20.10.2025 18:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

no matter how many fancy task management programs i try, absolutely nothing beats a google doc with 'to do' at the top

20.10.2025 17:04 — 👍 26    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i'm so sorry. this is a nightmare for everyone.

20.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

could not get to sleep for the life of me

20.10.2025 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

ok so the author describes herself as a "reformed fangirl" and in the end, may just know about swiftgron lore versus being a gaylor. also the protagonist kills a cat. the book started off strong but went off the rails fast.

20.10.2025 13:57 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

this album is SO good. vibes are very dragonslayer by sunset rubdown, one of my all-time faves.

19.10.2025 17:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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i'm only about 1/3 through this, but i am convinced a gaylor wrote this book.

18.10.2025 13:35 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
she smelled incredible lol-like super clean and sexy at the same time??
[reply by purplelemonheads]
OP, was Henry there too??
[reply by malteeeezies]
Hey, checked in with my friend and no he wasn't. just Marina!
[reply by whisperingwingsoO]
That's weird I swear Marina and Henry do everything together, do you think Jenni didn't invite him?
[reply by marinaadmin_01]
Hi—a reminder of the forum rules. NO speculation on Marina's personal life in this space! There are other places you can do that like fanforum/marinatheories, but in this forum we just support her, share stories and reminisce on her amazing contribution to cinema. Please respect these rules

she smelled incredible lol-like super clean and sexy at the same time?? [reply by purplelemonheads] OP, was Henry there too?? [reply by malteeeezies] Hey, checked in with my friend and no he wasn't. just Marina! [reply by whisperingwingsoO] That's weird I swear Marina and Henry do everything together, do you think Jenni didn't invite him? [reply by marinaadmin_01] Hi—a reminder of the forum rules. NO speculation on Marina's personal life in this space! There are other places you can do that like fanforum/marinatheories, but in this forum we just support her, share stories and reminisce on her amazing contribution to cinema. Please respect these rules

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18.10.2025 03:36 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Cover of I make my own fund by Hanna beer there is a woman inside of a glass full of blood or wine with an arm in the air

Cover of I make my own fund by Hanna beer there is a woman inside of a glass full of blood or wine with an arm in the air

did one of you write this???

18.10.2025 03:27 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think the funniest outcome of tomorrow (10/18) would be if taylor posted sourdough on the side of a bowl of soup

17.10.2025 19:38 — 👍 75    🔁 5    💬 2    📌 0

new album from the last dinner party. hell yeah.

17.10.2025 17:35 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
halloween decoration gravestone that says "for rent" and "matty healy" in red paint

halloween decoration gravestone that says "for rent" and "matty healy" in red paint

halloween decorations of an iron fence covered in cobwebs. behind it stands a scary pumpkin head guy in a travis kelce jersey. and a bride that's probably supposed to be taylor.

halloween decorations of an iron fence covered in cobwebs. behind it stands a scary pumpkin head guy in a travis kelce jersey. and a bride that's probably supposed to be taylor.

took a walk in the old neighborhood to see the halloween street

17.10.2025 16:44 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i wish AA wasn't so ingrained in our culture to the point where people believe that you cannot be "sober" unless you are in AA

16.10.2025 19:43 — 👍 30    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

i love lentils too! big fan of swapping out beef and putting in lentils in a lot of recipes

16.10.2025 15:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

i think so far the most notable timeline connection is her masters announcement lining up with halloween on the timeline, and the existence of the (controversial) pumpkin anons that were a frilly story about getting back her music.

16.10.2025 14:34 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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