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πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™. millennial. gaylor. she/her. ATL N2: I got to sing High Infidelity with Taylor on April 29.

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Thread of a user saying β€œMe, walking next to a dude absolutely decked out in KC Chiefs gear. 'Big Taylor Swift fan?' Decentering men never gets oldπŸ˜β€

Thread of a user saying β€œMe, walking next to a dude absolutely decked out in KC Chiefs gear. 'Big Taylor Swift fan?' Decentering men never gets oldπŸ˜β€

That’s…that’s not how that works

14.01.2026 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Ridiculously delicious sounding

15.12.2025 02:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The main thing that stuck out to me during this one was the staticky hair jumping to sweaty and back during reputation πŸ˜‚

15.12.2025 02:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of us! I feel like this Gaylor must be among us πŸ˜‚

15.12.2025 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Same

15.12.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watching the doc again and Kam’s mom is so CUTE

15.12.2025 02:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What sign?

14.12.2025 23:36 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Side note, will we ever get an explanation for those fuckass boots?

13.12.2025 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That blue dress pic πŸ˜…πŸ« 

13.12.2025 23:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t care if we’re wrong at all. Gaylors changed my life, in ways I suspect I’ve barely begun to see. But I get SO EXCITED in the moments I really think we might be right, and I guess that’s what keeps me on this train

13.12.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg I love Sarah Marshall but haven’t followed her much lately. Thanks for posting this!!

13.12.2025 23:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I heard this and wrote it off assuming I was confused. I’m glad you said this!

13.12.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Clocked it immediately

13.12.2025 17:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait for an episode with Jack. There’s been no Jack yet!

13.12.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My partner was in the other room. β€œAll Too Well” started and I yelled, β€œBathroom break!!”

He said, β€œIs it β€˜Bad Blood’ already?”

I trained him so well. πŸ˜‚

13.12.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Started with the final show, switched to episode 1 of the doc, now back on the concert

13.12.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How dare she write the song β€œmarjorie” 😭

13.12.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t decide whether to watch the show or the behind the scenes first !

12.12.2025 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wanted to watch it today and couldn’t fit it in. It’ll be fun to see them back to back!

12.12.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I have to finish a slide deck and then give a two hour training tomorrow so I won’t be able to watch anything until at least 1:00 pm eastern and I’m trying not to care πŸ˜…

12.12.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally reposted the engagement announcement immediately after Taylor did! I never repost anything and I was panicking trying to delete it

05.12.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She was definitely one of my first clues I’m not straight πŸ˜…

05.12.2025 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s adorable! 🧑

05.12.2025 13:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It felt wrong to like this when it had 38 likes but I did it anyway πŸ˜‚

05.12.2025 12:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gonna second what Angie said here and say a diagnosis at 38 (when perimenopause probably started) was life-changing for me. Two years later I’m still experimenting with meds, but I’m so glad I got the assessment.

04.12.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

lol, not Apple Music shuffle giving me β€œit’s time to go” β€œlong story short” and β€œclosure” within 5 songs of each other this morning

04.12.2025 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A shoulder strap to make your phone hands free when you travelβ€”there are cheaper ones now but the Bandolier is like $100.

A classic pair of boots that will last.

I feel like I had more ideas but I’m blanking now. This is a fun thread though!

30.11.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m always thankful for the Gaylors in my phone, but Thanksgiving is a good day to remind you!

Happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate, and happy Thursday if you don’t! πŸ©·πŸ’œπŸ’™

27.11.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making some sausage, kale, and potato soup for dinner 🀀

26.11.2025 00:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes omg 😭😭😭

25.11.2025 03:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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