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Schedule Your next event at the #WhiteHouse Come to the #OvalOffice to make your reservations. Only $10,000,000 a night. #trump #gold #tacky #offaloffice

In the last years of the Roman Republic, private citizens funded the legions--and bought the loyalty of the soldiers.

The length of time between a banana being not ripe enough and becoming too ripe is five minutes (disclaimer--in my record collection is a recording of some of the original Chiquita Banana radio spots) #banana #chiquita #ripe #green #overripe

Why Can't This Guy Just Play Around With His Gold Foil? The horror story of the weekend was the signing of NSPM-7 which lumps all sorts of dissent together into treasonous “violence”. Here’s the list of EVIL activities: • anti-Americanism, • anti-capitalis...

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#Kimmel #Colbert Who's next? #ABC #Disney #CBS #Paramount have knuckled under to the #Trump #Regime. Will the #NYTimes suspend any of their columnists? The #washingtonpost ? #NBC ? The #firstamendment is dead unless you're so #farright , you're off the chart.

Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed

I'd laugh if it wasn't so scary.

Read the text messages between Charlie Kirk accused and roommate "You're joking, right????" the roommate responds in one message after the alleged gunman tells him he did it, according to court documents.

Okay so no one is actually buying this, are they? I’m in my mid-forties and even I know this is not how 20-year-olds text each other. 🫩

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SAG-AFTRA, WGA Blast Decision to Suspend Jimmy Kimmel: A ‘Type of Retaliation That Endangers Everyone’s Freedom’ The Writers Guild of America West and the Screen Actors Guild have released statements in support of Jimmy Kimmel.

I STAND with Jimmy Kimmel, his writers and production crew...🌞
variety.com/2025/tv/news...

#boycott #abc #disney #kimmel #suspension #settlement #trump
Isn't it time we boycott ABC and Disney for knuckling over for Trump? This suspension of Jimmy Kimmel is simply proof that the #BoardofDirectors for #ABC-Disney are just #collaborators. Remember what the French did to them.

BATSHIT OLD GUY IN WHITE HOUSE STILL BLAMES THE LEFT:
#Trump continues to blame #leftwing #radicals for shooting of #CharlieKirk despite confession by #far-right #Fuentesfan #tylerrobinson. He said, "A #right-left #war is in the interest of the country by taking its mind off the #Epstein #files."

It IS the new normal.

#trump seeing #Yankees #Tigers #Game tonight. Let's give him a good #Bronxcheer

Remember how #Republicans used to #claim #Democrats wanted a #policestate?
With #TRUMP in #power, #police_states are in BACK #IN_STYLE!

How much will it cost to change Department of #Defense to Department of #War? Everything has to be trashed and remade, not just Headache's door. Will it become #DOW? Why? #DowJones doesn't need to be #bribed. #trump #hegseth #DOD #DOW

#Trump : Lookie--I gotta #GoldStar! (Don't mention this to any #goldstarfamilies )

#Trump signs #ExecutiveOrder #protecting the #flag from lowlife #flag-burning. What about one to protect the flag from #nonconsensual #dryhumping?

“A lot of people are saying, ‘Maybe we’d like a dictator,’” Trump said.
NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!
Only your lackeys

National Guard patrols DC unarmed for days without incident. Hegseth orders them to carry weapons to create one.

Russian state media shares video of vehicle flying U.S. and Russian flags in Ukraine Video shared by Russian state-media outlet RT claims to show an armored vehicle flying Russian and American flags near Zaporizhzhia. RT says the vehicle was recaptured from the Ukrainian Armed Forces.

Probably with the Traitor-in-Chief's blessing
www.nbcnews.com/video/russia...

In today’s new page of THE LEGACY OF DOMINIC DEEGAN, Sweetwater successfully communes with Lake Aroa only to receive an unexpected answer to her question.
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At the #Trump #Putin #Summit : I'll take that #crèmebrûlée if nobody's eating it!

Very Productive Meeting
Translation:
Nothing was accomplished
At least you didn't hand him Alaska ... yet!
#putin #trump #anchorage #alaska #meeting #ukraine #zelenskyy

I say we stop calling #right-wing #extremists #activists Let's call them #atavists like they really are.

FELONY: ASSAULT WITH DEADLY HOAGIE

'Too dadgum dangerous!' MAGA Republican complains he's too frightened to leave DC office Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) complained Tuesday that he's living in his office in Congress because he's too afraid of Washington, D.C. to step outside.The three-term lawmaker confessed on CNN that he's sc...

#GOP Rep. admits he is too big a #COWARD. In Feb., #Burchett claimed he slept in his office to make early meetings. BUT NOW: 'Too dadgum dangerous!' #MAGA #Republican complains he's too #frightened to leave #DC office www.rawstory.com/tim-burchett...
#trump #toadie

Probably needs room for the slot machines and roulette tables.. Make America Garish Again with gold paint all over
#trump #ballroom #whitehouse #buckinghampalace #dancing #slotmachine #roulette #asshat #spastic #maga #garish #goldpaint

Trump fires Labor Statistics head because of his own rotten job numbers—that's like firing the scorekeeper because your team lost!

Bibi nominated Drumpf for Nobel Peace; ex-con Navarro for Economics. Let's nominate Donnie for literature for all his Epstein fiction #bibi #netanyahu #trump #nobel #peace #economics #literature #navarro #epstein